2. Halo
3. Malli
4. Iruvar
5. Charulata
For now atleast... with sub titles too!!
July 13, 2009
March 05, 2009
Parenting
Mother, father & their 5 year old son at a dinner table
Mother is teasing her son and asking him who his girlfriend is…
“Baba tell us who your girlfriend is…Shikha??…Tamana??…Purva??...
(the 5 year old is shaking his head in denial/disgust…or maybe he’s just enjoying his hair tickling his cheeks as he shakes his head)
… Tina??... Riya??...
(the 5 year old continues to shake his head)
…tell no baba… who you like…”
Father - “Maybe he’s gay…”
Mother is teasing her son and asking him who his girlfriend is…
“Baba tell us who your girlfriend is…Shikha??…Tamana??…Purva??...
(the 5 year old is shaking his head in denial/disgust…or maybe he’s just enjoying his hair tickling his cheeks as he shakes his head)
… Tina??... Riya??...
(the 5 year old continues to shake his head)
…tell no baba… who you like…”
Father - “Maybe he’s gay…”
February 23, 2009
withdrawal symptoms
I need help...I think I'm having withdrawal symptoms...n its been just 2 days...
quick google on withdrawal symptoms... yes indeed I'm having withdrawal symptoms
abbbha...
quick google on withdrawal symptoms... yes indeed I'm having withdrawal symptoms
abbbha...
Dawn
Her name meant something in Persian…I forget…
I don't really know her except from my conversations with her friend & some random facts bout her.
I think I spoke to her a few times…not that I remember any.
“So now seriously tell me who is fatter…her or me…
(Women somehow always ask these questions and I somehow always never manage to answer correctly (read – something which sounds right!)…yet I answer)
She’s the only one I can relate to at work…I think she’s sane… she calls me fatty…but seriously don’t you think she’s bigger than I am…”
(Women!)
“…but that’s probably because you’re short too na”
“BASTARD”
“She’s broken up with him again…”
“Again?”
“Yeah they keep having these fights on and off but he says this time he’s had enough…
…you know every time they’d fight, he’d tell me that he knows her well enough to understand that she’s just passing through a phase n she’ll come around… but how much can he take…”
“Yeah I’ve met him just that one time n I thought they were too cute to be true…he was sarcastic as hell …seemed fun to be with….so she’s single eh?!?”
“BASTARD….
…I know what’s going through her head…when it’s the first time you’re in a relationship you always feel that there might be something better out there which you don’t know….though sometimes there isn’t and it isn’t easy realizing that…”
I didn’t even know them, yet it hurt!
I don't really know her except from my conversations with her friend & some random facts bout her.
I think I spoke to her a few times…not that I remember any.
“So now seriously tell me who is fatter…her or me…
(Women somehow always ask these questions and I somehow always never manage to answer correctly (read – something which sounds right!)…yet I answer)
She’s the only one I can relate to at work…I think she’s sane… she calls me fatty…but seriously don’t you think she’s bigger than I am…”
(Women!)
“…but that’s probably because you’re short too na”
“BASTARD”
“She’s broken up with him again…”
“Again?”
“Yeah they keep having these fights on and off but he says this time he’s had enough…
…you know every time they’d fight, he’d tell me that he knows her well enough to understand that she’s just passing through a phase n she’ll come around… but how much can he take…”
“Yeah I’ve met him just that one time n I thought they were too cute to be true…he was sarcastic as hell …seemed fun to be with….so she’s single eh?!?”
“BASTARD….
…I know what’s going through her head…when it’s the first time you’re in a relationship you always feel that there might be something better out there which you don’t know….though sometimes there isn’t and it isn’t easy realizing that…”
I didn’t even know them, yet it hurt!
August 31, 2008
Audio Visual
A: so i dont make you jittery?
at all??
V: yes you do
A: when??
V: all the time...
u stir things up
u make things hard for me..
u make me nervous
u make me happy
u make me feel like a stud
u make me feel like the worst singer!!!!
at all??
V: yes you do
A: when??
V: all the time...
u stir things up
u make things hard for me..
u make me nervous
u make me happy
u make me feel like a stud
u make me feel like the worst singer!!!!
July 24, 2008
July 23, 2008
sent msg bout different types of orgasms to ex boss...
positive orgasms - oh yes ohh yess
spiritual - oh god ohh godd...
etc etc...
ex boss' reply - "n u forgot the fake one....ohhh vipul i'm coming..."
goofdude - "the women you do say that?" (yeah i know...thats the best i could come up with...)
ex boss - the women u "try" to do say that...n then they come to me for the ultimate satisfaction...
DOH
July 08, 2008
goofdude: oh how was your trip to bengaluru???
lunatic1: oh it was awesomeman...
goofdude: you got drunk again didn't ya...
lunatic1: of course...
yada yada
yada
G: so what did you get for me from Bengaluru...
L: nadda...the pyjama nadda...
G: :$
yada yada yada...yashoda!!! (just for kicks!)
L: Did you meet him after we left...
G: No
L: you hate him don't you...
G: No no not at all...
L: Its ok, you can tell me...its not like i'm pretty fond of him either you know...
G: ummmm...hokay...
L: As in, if i don't meet him or speak with him, it wont be the end of my world you know...
G: yea yea those feelings only totally i feeling...
L: ...but... if i don't speak with you...it will be the end of my world...
G: Oh man...one nadda n one senti dialogue... today must be my lucky days...
L: Oh don't worry some other day i'l buy 2 naddas n give you 3 sentis
G: oh yeah ..
L: ok now quit buging me, my break is over...
lunatic1: oh it was awesomeman...
goofdude: you got drunk again didn't ya...
lunatic1: of course...
yada yada
yada
G: so what did you get for me from Bengaluru...
L: nadda...the pyjama nadda...
G: :$
yada yada yada...yashoda!!! (just for kicks!)
L: Did you meet him after we left...
G: No
L: you hate him don't you...
G: No no not at all...
L: Its ok, you can tell me...its not like i'm pretty fond of him either you know...
G: ummmm...hokay...
L: As in, if i don't meet him or speak with him, it wont be the end of my world you know...
G: yea yea those feelings only totally i feeling...
L: ...but... if i don't speak with you...it will be the end of my world...
G: Oh man...one nadda n one senti dialogue... today must be my lucky days...
L: Oh don't worry some other day i'l buy 2 naddas n give you 3 sentis
G: oh yeah ..
L: ok now quit buging me, my break is over...
April 19, 2008
2 missed calls...ooh
call back!
character 2 - hulla
character 1 - *trying to immitate* hulla
character 2 - what are you doing on a saturday night
character 1 - i have a cold
character 2 - what are you having a cold with...beer??
character 1 - no man... i'm having a cold with crocin n navy cut!
character 2 - oh i love crocin n navy cut!
character 1 - yeah?
character 2 - if i catch an early morning flight, will you have crocin n navy cut with me
character 1 - really?
character 2 - no duuuda
character 1 - oh
character 2 - ok now quickly sms me her no...ok buuyyyyeeee
character 1 - ok buuuyyyeeee
the most exciting moment of my saturday...yeah!
March 31, 2008
Character1 - Character3wants to work in Mumbai…so the plan is that he will quit his job n move to Mumbai n become a struggler…I don't need to quit my job to become a struggler… n we will talk bout life everyday (ala character4 style)
Character2 - what does he want to struggle with?
Character1 - Not quite sure but I think Struggle with life, society, existence, people, mediocrity, expectations….it just feels like something straight out of an artsy movie… which will lead to a guru dutt kind of a film…n then recognition will eventually…which he would shun cause by then he would’ve risen above the trivialities of life, fame n all that razzmatazz….
Character2 - Is he really that twisted?
Character1 - No no, i thought that up...think i should run it past him...
March 24, 2008
but spiderman gets his girl in the second movie...
"Can i ask you something?"
"yeah..."
"why didn't you kiss me..."
"i did...i mean that is kissing..."
"no i mean...you know...my lips..."
"ahhhh...*awkward pause* (don't mess it up...) i wasn't sure if you were ready for it..."
"ohh... you have to catch me off guard"
"ok so tomorrow when i come to meet you i will kiss you on the lips!!!"
"why are you telling me this... you should've just..."
they walked the next evening ...in search of... all they needed to do was to find a place in that residential area... someplace quiet...someplace dark...someplace they couldn't be spotted...
it looked empty... there were dry leaves all over the ground which made more noise everytime they placed a step ... they found a rock in the middle of that tiny residential tree jungle...
the fact that there could be snakes or insects there didn't really cross his mind...he was just tripping on the fact that there was this awesome babe who was sitting so close to him...
he put his arm around her waist...he loved they way it felt...always did...
"hey...you have something on your face..."
n before she could realise what he was talking bout he kissed her... it was awkward
in his mind he thought that she would hate kissing forever...
he quickly withdrew...
she looked stunned/speechless/shocked... he couldn't read her mind... (he still can't read her mind!!!)
he knew he had to kiss her again...only this time it was a lil more gentle...he thought he was doing much better..
"mmmmmm" she moaned ever so slightly...
"you know you could kiss me too..."
she smiled.... he was high...
it not just that she has the cutest face he had ever thought imaginable..
..its not just that her voice makes him feel giddy with joy
he'd never had so much fun just holding hands
its not just that he loves the way she giggles silly...or how the contours of her face express so many emotions, that make him regret every moment for not making that extra effort...when he had the chance...
how he wanted to hold her close n stroke her hair n tell her how much he loves her...like he did when she cried...
how he likes to see her smile when she does...ofcourse the giggle needs to come in after that..
he curses himself...n a few other ppl (he likes to be magnanimous once in a while)... for not being able to express himself for fear of worrying her and losing her forever
but spiderman got his girl in the second movie...
"yeah..."
"why didn't you kiss me..."
"i did...i mean that is kissing..."
"no i mean...you know...my lips..."
"ahhhh...*awkward pause* (don't mess it up...) i wasn't sure if you were ready for it..."
"ohh... you have to catch me off guard"
"ok so tomorrow when i come to meet you i will kiss you on the lips!!!"
"why are you telling me this... you should've just..."
they walked the next evening ...in search of... all they needed to do was to find a place in that residential area... someplace quiet...someplace dark...someplace they couldn't be spotted...
it looked empty... there were dry leaves all over the ground which made more noise everytime they placed a step ... they found a rock in the middle of that tiny residential tree jungle...
the fact that there could be snakes or insects there didn't really cross his mind...he was just tripping on the fact that there was this awesome babe who was sitting so close to him...
he put his arm around her waist...he loved they way it felt...always did...
"hey...you have something on your face..."
n before she could realise what he was talking bout he kissed her... it was awkward
in his mind he thought that she would hate kissing forever...
he quickly withdrew...
she looked stunned/speechless/shocked... he couldn't read her mind... (he still can't read her mind!!!)
he knew he had to kiss her again...only this time it was a lil more gentle...he thought he was doing much better..
"mmmmmm" she moaned ever so slightly...
"you know you could kiss me too..."
she smiled.... he was high...
it not just that she has the cutest face he had ever thought imaginable..
..its not just that her voice makes him feel giddy with joy
he'd never had so much fun just holding hands
its not just that he loves the way she giggles silly...or how the contours of her face express so many emotions, that make him regret every moment for not making that extra effort...when he had the chance...
how he wanted to hold her close n stroke her hair n tell her how much he loves her...like he did when she cried...
how he likes to see her smile when she does...ofcourse the giggle needs to come in after that..
he curses himself...n a few other ppl (he likes to be magnanimous once in a while)... for not being able to express himself for fear of worrying her and losing her forever
but spiderman got his girl in the second movie...
July 23, 2007
Cosmo-ic excitement
Goofster: I found a Cosmo at my place, I'm so excited.
Aloo: I found a Playboy at office, i'm even more excited.
Goofster: I am dating a Playmate...I think i'm winning this battle...
Aloo: I am a playmate. I have won this battle!
Goofsta: I'm never gonna date a playmate ever again!
Aloo: Enough of this rubbish. Good night idiot. I have an early day tomorrow.
Aloo: I found a Playboy at office, i'm even more excited.
Goofster: I am dating a Playmate...I think i'm winning this battle...
Aloo: I am a playmate. I have won this battle!
Goofsta: I'm never gonna date a playmate ever again!
Aloo: Enough of this rubbish. Good night idiot. I have an early day tomorrow.
July 01, 2006
One for old times sake...this one i wrote on orkut...bout My coll's daily routine...something for the juniors to mull over
0730 hrs: oh f*$k!! i'm late again... guess i'l attend the 10 am class...
0930 hrs: ooooh breakfast
0945 hrs: is this what we paid for...
1000 hrs: beg the attendance guy to put your attendance for the previous class that you missed!!!
1015 hrs: (looking around in class) *do we have the best looking chicks amongst all B-Schools or what???*
1020 hrs: (bench mate nudges you..pointing to the crossword) do u know what the answer to this one might be???
1100 hrs: *damn half an hour more to go!!*
1130 hrs: damn that felt like forever!!!
1135 hrs: (asking your neighbour bout the prof)...what the hell was he talkin bout...
1145 hrs: *lemme just see if the attendance guy has left...maybe i can sneak out...*
1200 hrs: *wish i was not so chicken n had just sneaked out...bas#*$d is rambling on n on... ooh i smell chocolate...who it is...*
1230 hrs: *half an more to go before i can hog...oh damn not the mess food again*
1300 hrs: hmmm lunch...(your group mate comes n asks you..have u prepared your slides)*dammit*
1310 hrs: lunch over....have to do that presentation thingy... this is what we fondly refer to as JIT technology in SIMS!!!
1330 hrs: *what the f*#k is this presentation bout..*
1345 hrs: *phew...my slides are done*
1400 hrs: (different group member)...have u guys done this analysis???
1401 hrs: crap crap crap crap
1415 hrs: Let the Games begin
1418 hrs: (Prof to the class)...who will come n give the presentation first???
1419 hrs: all classmates still looking at each other egging the other to go for the presentation first...
*********
Now there are two kind of scenarios here...
1. A group thinks it has done a super cool job so it should go first...
2. a group knows it has done a lousy job...so might as well get it over with...
*********
1430 hrs: (your group starts giving the presentation... your turn comes..) (you nudge the guy speaking...can u tell my part too...pleease...)
1440 hrs: *job well done my friend*
part deux
1500 hrs: *as soon as the next group comes to the floor...i shall sneak out..*
1502 hrs: FREEDOM
1503 hrs: (you ask your friend who sneaked out with you)...dude what do we do now???
1504 hrs: (after a careful thought process) lets go n read up something in the library....(geek)
1507 hrs: in the library...checking out the movie section in the newsies...
1508 hrs: wow hot babe movie in e^2
1509 hrs: dude lets go...ok!!!
1530 hrs: reach e^2 after the customary pit stop at JJ...
1532 hrs: (after waiting forever) damn no tickets...
1533 hrs: do u think we should attend the 5 o clock class??
1600 hrs: back in college...after the customary pit stop at JJ...YAY
1630 hrs: *yawn*...*more yawns* chuck it baap...lets just sleep for a while..
1700 hrs: dude think we are late for the class...
1701 hrs: we can't make it for the attendance...just call up someone n ask him to put our proxy...
1715 hrs: do u think we got our attendance... hmmm...i dunno...let me msg him n ask...
1730 hrs: i'm hungry
1740 hrs: on the way to khadki market to have samosa n dhokla n wada pav...
1800 hrs to 2230 hrs: look lost on campus...chit chat...network...mingle...dare i say flirt...
2230 hrs: Manuel: Get inside...what is this...is this the time..didn't u hear the whistle....(BAS%#RD)
SIMS comes alive
2240 hrs: go knocking on doors to ask for some food...
2300 hrs: go knocking on doors to beg for smokes...
2330 hrs: go knocking on doors to hunt for booze...
0000 hrs: go knocking on doors to ask ppl if they have any movies...cause u couldn't get anything u asked for before...
*somebody is gettin kicked black n blue...cause its his budday..poor soul
0030 hrs: (was that a cracker in the corridor)
0045 hrs: warden...deputy d...in the boys hostel....*think someone got into a fight with someone*
0100 hrs: think its time to sleep...
0115 hrs: someone knocks on your door...
0116 hrs: (your neighbour from a diff class...).. yaar ye jo presentation hai...tumne de diya already???
ME: haan yaar...you want...
HE: yes yes yes...plzzzz
ME: Get me a movie
HE: just give me a sec
0120 hrs: movie mil gaya...
somebody somewhere is still fighting
somebody somewhere might be getting lucky....
...everything is possible in SIMS
even if it just on the phone!!!
0200 hrs: ...this movie sucks...think there is a movie marathon going on in my neighbour's room...
0202 hrs: knock on neighbours door
HE: Kya hai?
ME: which movie are you watching???
HE: Aaja
(passing the poison to you)....here have a sip...
...n so life goes on in SIMS
0930 hrs: ooooh breakfast
0945 hrs: is this what we paid for...
1000 hrs: beg the attendance guy to put your attendance for the previous class that you missed!!!
1015 hrs: (looking around in class) *do we have the best looking chicks amongst all B-Schools or what???*
1020 hrs: (bench mate nudges you..pointing to the crossword) do u know what the answer to this one might be???
1100 hrs: *damn half an hour more to go!!*
1130 hrs: damn that felt like forever!!!
1135 hrs: (asking your neighbour bout the prof)...what the hell was he talkin bout...
1145 hrs: *lemme just see if the attendance guy has left...maybe i can sneak out...*
1200 hrs: *wish i was not so chicken n had just sneaked out...bas#*$d is rambling on n on... ooh i smell chocolate...who it is...*
1230 hrs: *half an more to go before i can hog...oh damn not the mess food again*
1300 hrs: hmmm lunch...(your group mate comes n asks you..have u prepared your slides)*dammit*
1310 hrs: lunch over....have to do that presentation thingy... this is what we fondly refer to as JIT technology in SIMS!!!
1330 hrs: *what the f*#k is this presentation bout..*
1345 hrs: *phew...my slides are done*
1400 hrs: (different group member)...have u guys done this analysis???
1401 hrs: crap crap crap crap
1415 hrs: Let the Games begin
1418 hrs: (Prof to the class)...who will come n give the presentation first???
1419 hrs: all classmates still looking at each other egging the other to go for the presentation first...
*********
Now there are two kind of scenarios here...
1. A group thinks it has done a super cool job so it should go first...
2. a group knows it has done a lousy job...so might as well get it over with...
*********
1430 hrs: (your group starts giving the presentation... your turn comes..) (you nudge the guy speaking...can u tell my part too...pleease...)
1440 hrs: *job well done my friend*
part deux
1500 hrs: *as soon as the next group comes to the floor...i shall sneak out..*
1502 hrs: FREEDOM
1503 hrs: (you ask your friend who sneaked out with you)...dude what do we do now???
1504 hrs: (after a careful thought process) lets go n read up something in the library....(geek)
1507 hrs: in the library...checking out the movie section in the newsies...
1508 hrs: wow hot babe movie in e^2
1509 hrs: dude lets go...ok!!!
1530 hrs: reach e^2 after the customary pit stop at JJ...
1532 hrs: (after waiting forever) damn no tickets...
1533 hrs: do u think we should attend the 5 o clock class??
1600 hrs: back in college...after the customary pit stop at JJ...YAY
1630 hrs: *yawn*...*more yawns* chuck it baap...lets just sleep for a while..
1700 hrs: dude think we are late for the class...
1701 hrs: we can't make it for the attendance...just call up someone n ask him to put our proxy...
1715 hrs: do u think we got our attendance... hmmm...i dunno...let me msg him n ask...
1730 hrs: i'm hungry
1740 hrs: on the way to khadki market to have samosa n dhokla n wada pav...
1800 hrs to 2230 hrs: look lost on campus...chit chat...network...mingle...dare i say flirt...
2230 hrs: Manuel: Get inside...what is this...is this the time..didn't u hear the whistle....(BAS%#RD)
SIMS comes alive
2240 hrs: go knocking on doors to ask for some food...
2300 hrs: go knocking on doors to beg for smokes...
2330 hrs: go knocking on doors to hunt for booze...
0000 hrs: go knocking on doors to ask ppl if they have any movies...cause u couldn't get anything u asked for before...
*somebody is gettin kicked black n blue...cause its his budday..poor soul
0030 hrs: (was that a cracker in the corridor)
0045 hrs: warden...deputy d...in the boys hostel....*think someone got into a fight with someone*
0100 hrs: think its time to sleep...
0115 hrs: someone knocks on your door...
0116 hrs: (your neighbour from a diff class...).. yaar ye jo presentation hai...tumne de diya already???
ME: haan yaar...you want...
HE: yes yes yes...plzzzz
ME: Get me a movie
HE: just give me a sec
0120 hrs: movie mil gaya...
somebody somewhere is still fighting
somebody somewhere might be getting lucky....
...everything is possible in SIMS
even if it just on the phone!!!
0200 hrs: ...this movie sucks...think there is a movie marathon going on in my neighbour's room...
0202 hrs: knock on neighbours door
HE: Kya hai?
ME: which movie are you watching???
HE: Aaja
(passing the poison to you)....here have a sip...
...n so life goes on in SIMS
November 29, 2005
the end
the humour has run out of funny
the sarcasm has run out of wit
the non-sense has run out of sense
the reason has run out of ambiguity
there are no answers
....only a million billion questions with no answers in sight
its time for me to go now
no more space for anything....
"Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes...again
....limitless and free...
Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand
In a...desperate land"
goodbye....
the sarcasm has run out of wit
the non-sense has run out of sense
the reason has run out of ambiguity
there are no answers
....only a million billion questions with no answers in sight
its time for me to go now
no more space for anything....
"Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes...again
....limitless and free...
Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand
In a...desperate land"
goodbye....
November 26, 2005
turn the fucking light off
i write...not for a reason....cause i feel like...what i write...is not for a reason....cause i just felt like it....
there is no reason here...or reason there....there is jus no reason whatsoever...
...so turn the fucking light off....oh i just buimmed this off some Oasis live performance...kekekekek
there is no reason here...or reason there....there is jus no reason whatsoever...
...so turn the fucking light off....oh i just buimmed this off some Oasis live performance...kekekekek
friend....
can a girl n a guy ever be the best friends without either wanting the other more than just friends...
once u r the best offriends...can it never go beyond that...r u always stuck in that friends zone...or can it ever break out of it....
is it disastrous to ever have feelings for your best friend(don't mean to sound homophobic...but i'm talkin bout friends in terms of male-female friendship)....do u try your luck...n risk everything good bout this relationship called friendship.....
why is a male-female friendship so different from male-male frindship..or for that matter female-female friendship....
if you like a girl/guy...do u start off with trying to be his/her friend...get to know the other person n then try your luck...how far do you go before getting stuck in the friends zone forever...maybe i'm being very crass by saying that one gets stuck in the friends zone....but why does it get so hard to crank it up a notch and....
its like you're in a no win situation....
once one of the two friends gets into a relationship with someone else...what does the other person do...does he/she still remain the same to the other person or does he/she completely back out of it n then not be a supposrtive friend tha he/she had been.....you're damned for not being the friend that you are supposed to be...how much does the other person need you now that he/she has gotten into a relationship...does he/she need you sa much as they needed you before...how much supportive can you be without being intrusive....how much space do you give the other person without distancing yourself away...how much do you expect from the other person....how much are you expected to expect....how much of a friend are you supposed to be...do you still remain the best of friends...do you move on..how much....do you wait...how long...do you pretend...how much without ever being pretentious n plastic...
Will you still remain the special person for the other one...
are your priorities gonna remain the same...if not then were you a good friend to start off with....which means that you were not selfless to begin with....u were jus some prick who was just doing that to make the other person like you...you are as pathetic as one can be...you are the jerk...n all the nice things that you did was all nothing but just one big facade....
its better that one never has these kinda friends....
once u r the best offriends...can it never go beyond that...r u always stuck in that friends zone...or can it ever break out of it....
is it disastrous to ever have feelings for your best friend(don't mean to sound homophobic...but i'm talkin bout friends in terms of male-female friendship)....do u try your luck...n risk everything good bout this relationship called friendship.....
why is a male-female friendship so different from male-male frindship..or for that matter female-female friendship....
if you like a girl/guy...do u start off with trying to be his/her friend...get to know the other person n then try your luck...how far do you go before getting stuck in the friends zone forever...maybe i'm being very crass by saying that one gets stuck in the friends zone....but why does it get so hard to crank it up a notch and....
its like you're in a no win situation....
once one of the two friends gets into a relationship with someone else...what does the other person do...does he/she still remain the same to the other person or does he/she completely back out of it n then not be a supposrtive friend tha he/she had been.....you're damned for not being the friend that you are supposed to be...how much does the other person need you now that he/she has gotten into a relationship...does he/she need you sa much as they needed you before...how much supportive can you be without being intrusive....how much space do you give the other person without distancing yourself away...how much do you expect from the other person....how much are you expected to expect....how much of a friend are you supposed to be...do you still remain the best of friends...do you move on..how much....do you wait...how long...do you pretend...how much without ever being pretentious n plastic...
Will you still remain the special person for the other one...
are your priorities gonna remain the same...if not then were you a good friend to start off with....which means that you were not selfless to begin with....u were jus some prick who was just doing that to make the other person like you...you are as pathetic as one can be...you are the jerk...n all the nice things that you did was all nothing but just one big facade....
its better that one never has these kinda friends....
November 16, 2005
...currently listening to...
spies - coldplay
lost for words - floyd
riders in the storm...
...my mum..."beta plzzzz kabhi kabhi padh liya karo!!"
listening...but not quite doing the needful...
hemorrhage - fuel
holy wars - megadeth
elanor rigby
...my neighbour.." dude you're never gonna get a girlfriend...cause i always see you getting stuck in the freinds zone...*n then burst out into peals of laughter*...huh...so seriously are you gay???"
wait till i glut down all your food dude...then we'l see who laughs louder!!!
wildest dreams - moody blues
fear of the dark - iron maiden
under pressure - bowie n queen
my soul.."say what???"
take it to the limit - eagles
some old hag...from some ol movie..."what we've got here is failure to communicate..."
dude...what is she talkin bout???
hold my hand - hootie n the blowfish...
Mrs robinson moan....thats my bike u pervert......freak
warning sign.....i missed the good part n i realised...DOH!!!
i gotta see bout a girl....good will hunting...
i need an easy friend(about a girl)...kurt cobain..
i need a friend...who doesn't need me(hyacinth house) - doors
alive - pearl jam
i am mine.......
i know i was born n i know that i'll die
the inbetween is mine
how bout you - staind
parallel universe - red hot chilli peppers
my neighbour..."bellap stop eating all our food..."
kekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke
kylie...seriously why wouldnt i listen to her...
i was just waiting for you...meg ryan said that to me....well its my twisted head...n in my head she did...
killing me softly...well aktually i am the one killing everyone softly with my jokes!!!!
you're body is a wonderland...aktually i sing this to my roomie...
my neighbour.."damn you bas&*%d....take the food...but get outta my room!!!"
i still dunno know what he's complaining out...
see you soon - coldplay
59th street bridge - sng
robert di niro - are you talking to me???
hero of the day - metallica
my blog friends..."dude you're pathetic!!"...yes all of em...
my muscles.."i'm sorry..but do i know you???"
any sorta food...."come to yavarappa!!!"
friend2..."jus because i can't understand your stupid corny non veg jokes...does not mean u will make me the butt of your jokes on your blog..."
kekekekekeke.....eeeuuwiiilllgieubleeedddaaaa
my inner voice..."hmmm....food"
lost for words - floyd
riders in the storm...
...my mum..."beta plzzzz kabhi kabhi padh liya karo!!"
listening...but not quite doing the needful...
hemorrhage - fuel
holy wars - megadeth
elanor rigby
...my neighbour.." dude you're never gonna get a girlfriend...cause i always see you getting stuck in the freinds zone...*n then burst out into peals of laughter*...huh...so seriously are you gay???"
wait till i glut down all your food dude...then we'l see who laughs louder!!!
wildest dreams - moody blues
fear of the dark - iron maiden
under pressure - bowie n queen
my soul.."say what???"
take it to the limit - eagles
some old hag...from some ol movie..."what we've got here is failure to communicate..."
dude...what is she talkin bout???
hold my hand - hootie n the blowfish...
Mrs robinson moan....thats my bike u pervert......freak
warning sign.....i missed the good part n i realised...DOH!!!
i gotta see bout a girl....good will hunting...
i need an easy friend(about a girl)...kurt cobain..
i need a friend...who doesn't need me(hyacinth house) - doors
alive - pearl jam
i am mine.......
i know i was born n i know that i'll die
the inbetween is mine
how bout you - staind
parallel universe - red hot chilli peppers
my neighbour..."bellap stop eating all our food..."
kekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke
kylie...seriously why wouldnt i listen to her...
i was just waiting for you...meg ryan said that to me....well its my twisted head...n in my head she did...
killing me softly...well aktually i am the one killing everyone softly with my jokes!!!!
you're body is a wonderland...aktually i sing this to my roomie...
my neighbour.."damn you bas&*%d....take the food...but get outta my room!!!"
i still dunno know what he's complaining out...
see you soon - coldplay
59th street bridge - sng
robert di niro - are you talking to me???
hero of the day - metallica
my blog friends..."dude you're pathetic!!"...yes all of em...
my muscles.."i'm sorry..but do i know you???"
any sorta food...."come to yavarappa!!!"
friend2..."jus because i can't understand your stupid corny non veg jokes...does not mean u will make me the butt of your jokes on your blog..."
kekekekekeke.....eeeuuwiiilllgieubleeedddaaaa
my inner voice..."hmmm....food"
October 31, 2005
the new n improved Happy Birthday song
Oh why were you born so beautiful
Oh why were you born at all
You're no fucking good to anyone
You're no fucking goog at all
War and famine
War and famine
People Die
People Die
...and its your Birthday...
So, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Credits - Upasana Advani.....thanks for rewriting history!!...or something to that effect!!!
Oh why were you born at all
You're no fucking good to anyone
You're no fucking goog at all
War and famine
War and famine
People Die
People Die
...and its your Birthday...
So, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Credits - Upasana Advani.....thanks for rewriting history!!...or something to that effect!!!
October 21, 2005
In conversation with friends part 2
three friends...namely:
goofdude(yours falsely....kekekekeke)
friend 1
friend 2
The scene:
The three friends are sittin in a coffee shop getting bored...
The Story:
...yeah so as i was saying...
the three friends were getting bored...so goofdude...as always...decides to put the other two out of their misery n tell em a joke....
Goofdude: oh hey i gotta a joke...dunno if you've heard it 'fore...
Friend 1: oh is it that one with that thingy in....
Goofdude: ye ye...whateva..listen to me atleast once...
Friend 1: ok tell na then...
(till now Friend 2 is just wondering what is it that we are talkin bout...)
GD : ok so the joke would be(*rolling eyes*) - there was this man who was talkin to some chick n he told her.."before i was born god asked me if i wanted a good memory or a big dick...n i can't really remember what i picked!!!"
(before anyone could react or laugh or whateva...)
Friend 2: Hmmmm..that is really bad memory!!!!
(there is exactly 6.7 seconds of silence....n then goofdude n friend 1 look at each other.... n then togather look at friend 2...n then again look at each other....n then decide its time to burst out into peals of laughter....)
*7 minutes and 28 seconds later*
(goofdude n friend 1 still rolling on the floor literally n still laughing)
while....
(friend 2 is still wondering what he said...)
Friend 2: ok so what is soo funny...he has a bad memory...i dont see what's soo funny bout the joke
(goofdude n friend 1 cant take it any more....)
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goofdude n friend 1 finally did explain the joke to friend 2.....light bulb lit.... n there was happiness all around...
goofdude n friend 1 still think friend 2 didnt get the joke...though friend 2 maintains that he did...he is the same guy who was mentioned in one of my earlier posts...who didnt know where babies came from....
that cracks me up still...
yeh i know i need a life...
hey this has the opposite sex mentioned just once....what say Ms. R
goofdude(yours falsely....kekekekeke)
friend 1
friend 2
The scene:
The three friends are sittin in a coffee shop getting bored...
The Story:
...yeah so as i was saying...
the three friends were getting bored...so goofdude...as always...decides to put the other two out of their misery n tell em a joke....
Goofdude: oh hey i gotta a joke...dunno if you've heard it 'fore...
Friend 1: oh is it that one with that thingy in....
Goofdude: ye ye...whateva..listen to me atleast once...
Friend 1: ok tell na then...
(till now Friend 2 is just wondering what is it that we are talkin bout...)
GD : ok so the joke would be(*rolling eyes*) - there was this man who was talkin to some chick n he told her.."before i was born god asked me if i wanted a good memory or a big dick...n i can't really remember what i picked!!!"
(before anyone could react or laugh or whateva...)
Friend 2: Hmmmm..that is really bad memory!!!!
(there is exactly 6.7 seconds of silence....n then goofdude n friend 1 look at each other.... n then togather look at friend 2...n then again look at each other....n then decide its time to burst out into peals of laughter....)
*7 minutes and 28 seconds later*
(goofdude n friend 1 still rolling on the floor literally n still laughing)
while....
(friend 2 is still wondering what he said...)
Friend 2: ok so what is soo funny...he has a bad memory...i dont see what's soo funny bout the joke
(goofdude n friend 1 cant take it any more....)
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goofdude n friend 1 finally did explain the joke to friend 2.....light bulb lit.... n there was happiness all around...
goofdude n friend 1 still think friend 2 didnt get the joke...though friend 2 maintains that he did...he is the same guy who was mentioned in one of my earlier posts...who didnt know where babies came from....
that cracks me up still...
yeh i know i need a life...
hey this has the opposite sex mentioned just once....what say Ms. R
October 08, 2005
backpacking my way to australia
i started my blog only cause my friend khat-mal.blogspot.com told me to do so....cause he preobably thought i would write some interesting stuff...well that didnt happen anyway...and somewhere along the way this space became the means for me to vent out my anger against myself and not physically hurt me....yeah i'm quite the brave dude ain't I...but off late ....i dunno....just cant write specifics....well i've refrained myself from tht till now...or atleast i tried...n now it becomes increasingly difficult...n blogging fails to turn me on....to say so...
i need a break from me....maybe i should go to australia n hook up with a couple o babes(well its my dream so i get to choose!!!)...aktually thats what one of my friends did when he was having his quarter life crisis...n spent 4 months in australia.... i really dunno if i am hiving my quarter life crisis...i really don't care...to me its just a term...that...yeah basically i dunno what to do with it...
this post sucks...pretty much like every other post of mine.... man i still cant get those two chicks outta my mind...so what if they are make believe....isn't everything else about me...me myself n ...damn i cant even finish phrases with words that just fit....
i'm all messed up without aktually knowing what it is that makes me do all the wierd things i do...paranoia has engulfed me...n made a cog outta the already shrinking life that i have!!!!
what is it that i'm harping at...i'm not too sure..when have i ever been...aaaarrrghhhhhh
i need a break from me....maybe i should go to australia n hook up with a couple o babes(well its my dream so i get to choose!!!)...aktually thats what one of my friends did when he was having his quarter life crisis...n spent 4 months in australia.... i really dunno if i am hiving my quarter life crisis...i really don't care...to me its just a term...that...yeah basically i dunno what to do with it...
this post sucks...pretty much like every other post of mine.... man i still cant get those two chicks outta my mind...so what if they are make believe....isn't everything else about me...me myself n ...damn i cant even finish phrases with words that just fit....
i'm all messed up without aktually knowing what it is that makes me do all the wierd things i do...paranoia has engulfed me...n made a cog outta the already shrinking life that i have!!!!
what is it that i'm harping at...i'm not too sure..when have i ever been...aaaarrrghhhhhh
September 29, 2005
crap crap crap crap...oh crap
in response to the responses to my previous post...
i realy dunno who my friend was refering to when she talked bout the good apples n the rotten apples...
i really don't care....i know i know she just sent it to me cause thats what friends do...look out for ya...thats all there was to that message!!!
so anyone who thinks i'm an apple....well i'm not...not much of an apple fan...more found of pears...though i like the ipod!!
this is where i pop out of this n let this post be a reminder to my readers(ok just one...not plural) that even i have some good days once in a while i have my bad days too....ok every day gets worse....everyday is a winding road
i realy dunno who my friend was refering to when she talked bout the good apples n the rotten apples...
i really don't care....i know i know she just sent it to me cause thats what friends do...look out for ya...thats all there was to that message!!!
so anyone who thinks i'm an apple....well i'm not...not much of an apple fan...more found of pears...though i like the ipod!!
this is where i pop out of this n let this post be a reminder to my readers(ok just one...not plural) that even i have some good days once in a while i have my bad days too....ok every day gets worse....everyday is a winding road
September 28, 2005
a message
BOYS are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The girls don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they just get the rotten apples that are on the gr ound, that aren't as good, but easy to get.So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing. That is why we just have to be a little patient find the right girl. The one who takes a chance to find the good, right apple, will come someday...
my friend sent me this.... i think she sent me this in an attempt to cheer me up...
my friend sent me this.... i think she sent me this in an attempt to cheer me up...
September 14, 2005
i wanna be your friend
...so you wanna go out for coffee sometime....there's this movie that i've been wanting to see for quite a while, wanna come....i like you quite a lot...n thats when i've got my restraining order...
man, is asking out women tough or what...though i'm not exactly the right person to be saying that cause the first time was when i was absolutely dead sure bout how the other person felt bout me n well she told me to ask her out n be the man in the relationship...n then there was this scond time when i didn't even realise that i felt the way i felt bout her till she told me that she knew i liked her but she couldn't get into a relationship with me cause i was not boy friend material...or was it cause i was way too ugly...or i think she told me that she never saw a future with me...or was it that she just never saw me in that sense...basically i was turned down even before i asked her out...
moral of the story - I'm very smooth when it comes to women...quite the stud i am!!!
oh wait just cause the moral has been stated does't mean that i cant ramble on for a lil longer...ok a lot more...
i dunno why but i just can't be forthright when it comes to women...it only happens with women i have the hots for...i mean when it comes to asking a girl bout the hickey, subtlety is a pipe dream....i'm the man.... i will embarass her in front of every tom dick n harry..... yes my abnormally large foot in my even bigger mouth is my first middle n last name!!!!
people tell me that i'm funny n witty(ok just one - my neighbour aloo...or was he stoned when he said that...more bout my neighbours in the next post...) but when the girl i like is there in the vicinity i get all concious n completely lose it n come out with my worst ever versions of what i would usually refer to as "the artist formerly known as jokes"...
have been in a relationship before n i got more bored of me than my babe...i dunno if i was just comfortable in the relationship or just too scared to pull her leg or make fun of her n not tick her off...maybe that was the undoing...it stopped being fun...anyway thats an entirely diff story....
i've had plently of crushes...n all of em have ended in the same way....either i've messed it up because of my obnoxious sense of humour or...ok thats the only reason...
why god why??
oh ofcourse there's the ever popular reason that they just wanna be friends with you.
maybe i'm the kind of guy who is good at cracking jokes(even though i'm the only one who thinks of them as jokes...but lets not get started on that one..) and just easing the tension in the air(whenever there is...) but i'm not the guy whom one can depend on emotionally or who is not really mature enough to handle the more serious issues in life or maybe i'm just not the guy one would like to wake up next to in the morning(not that i look any better in the morning sans my make up...for the record i do not put on any make up...though there was this one time in choir camp way back in 4th grade when i did n well not such a great story...)...or the guy you wanna call up first when you land a great job or the guy you just can't wait to call just to hear his voice(i have a nice voice BTW...so i've been told by one person...guess the creator decided it could either be the voice or the face...)...or the guy you just wanna hold cause you just wanna hold him....
which brings us to the most important question...what do i do....
every time i've asked a girl out or tried to(that is all of two times)...it has ended up with the girl just wanting to be friends with me or not wanting to even see my face...
so maybe i should just start of with the line "i wanna be your friend" n as cheesy as that line happens to be i think it will work...cause every other guy uses it n ends up getting the girl...n that every other guy does not happen to be me...n guess who is the one without the babe....
aaaarrrrgggggghhhhhh
its rather late in the night...n i have a class in another 3 and a half hours...guess i shall not be attending that....so now that that's established guess i shall sleep likea log...cause i've been working like a dawg....its been a hard day's night....
adieu amigos
man, is asking out women tough or what...though i'm not exactly the right person to be saying that cause the first time was when i was absolutely dead sure bout how the other person felt bout me n well she told me to ask her out n be the man in the relationship...n then there was this scond time when i didn't even realise that i felt the way i felt bout her till she told me that she knew i liked her but she couldn't get into a relationship with me cause i was not boy friend material...or was it cause i was way too ugly...or i think she told me that she never saw a future with me...or was it that she just never saw me in that sense...basically i was turned down even before i asked her out...
moral of the story - I'm very smooth when it comes to women...quite the stud i am!!!
oh wait just cause the moral has been stated does't mean that i cant ramble on for a lil longer...ok a lot more...
i dunno why but i just can't be forthright when it comes to women...it only happens with women i have the hots for...i mean when it comes to asking a girl bout the hickey, subtlety is a pipe dream....i'm the man.... i will embarass her in front of every tom dick n harry..... yes my abnormally large foot in my even bigger mouth is my first middle n last name!!!!
people tell me that i'm funny n witty(ok just one - my neighbour aloo...or was he stoned when he said that...more bout my neighbours in the next post...) but when the girl i like is there in the vicinity i get all concious n completely lose it n come out with my worst ever versions of what i would usually refer to as "the artist formerly known as jokes"...
have been in a relationship before n i got more bored of me than my babe...i dunno if i was just comfortable in the relationship or just too scared to pull her leg or make fun of her n not tick her off...maybe that was the undoing...it stopped being fun...anyway thats an entirely diff story....
i've had plently of crushes...n all of em have ended in the same way....either i've messed it up because of my obnoxious sense of humour or...ok thats the only reason...
why god why??
oh ofcourse there's the ever popular reason that they just wanna be friends with you.
maybe i'm the kind of guy who is good at cracking jokes(even though i'm the only one who thinks of them as jokes...but lets not get started on that one..) and just easing the tension in the air(whenever there is...) but i'm not the guy whom one can depend on emotionally or who is not really mature enough to handle the more serious issues in life or maybe i'm just not the guy one would like to wake up next to in the morning(not that i look any better in the morning sans my make up...for the record i do not put on any make up...though there was this one time in choir camp way back in 4th grade when i did n well not such a great story...)...or the guy you wanna call up first when you land a great job or the guy you just can't wait to call just to hear his voice(i have a nice voice BTW...so i've been told by one person...guess the creator decided it could either be the voice or the face...)...or the guy you just wanna hold cause you just wanna hold him....
which brings us to the most important question...what do i do....
every time i've asked a girl out or tried to(that is all of two times)...it has ended up with the girl just wanting to be friends with me or not wanting to even see my face...
so maybe i should just start of with the line "i wanna be your friend" n as cheesy as that line happens to be i think it will work...cause every other guy uses it n ends up getting the girl...n that every other guy does not happen to be me...n guess who is the one without the babe....
aaaarrrrgggggghhhhhh
its rather late in the night...n i have a class in another 3 and a half hours...guess i shall not be attending that....so now that that's established guess i shall sleep likea log...cause i've been working like a dawg....its been a hard day's night....
adieu amigos
August 27, 2005
The Wonder Years
...n young boys, full of confusion, full of fear, full of love and full of courage grow up stealthily...in their sleep.
Kevin Arnold - The Wonder Years
was just watching wonder years...the old series with kevin arnold n winnie cooper n paul pfifer...
brings back so many memories...remember being about the same age when they were being aired...n how i really waited with anticipation to see kevin make out with winnie...i think that just bout it...guess the humour was the second reason...distant second...but yeah it was something....the series!
Kevin Arnold - The Wonder Years
was just watching wonder years...the old series with kevin arnold n winnie cooper n paul pfifer...
brings back so many memories...remember being about the same age when they were being aired...n how i really waited with anticipation to see kevin make out with winnie...i think that just bout it...guess the humour was the second reason...distant second...but yeah it was something....the series!
August 10, 2005
excerpts from a mail my friend sent me...givin me advice bout relationships n chicks n the works
i've just taken the parts which didn't contain explicit content to protect my already tarnished image!!!
there may be parts where u don't find a continuity between the paragraphs..well thats cause i've deleted some of the stuff... so kindly bear with it...
anyway here it goes...
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... girls are weird man... if u ask them what kind of guy they wud want to settle down with.. 99.99% (dont ask!) would say "a guy who makes me laugh!" n then u ask them.. dont you want a goodlooking guy?? n they give u this indignant look and say.. "ha! looks dont matter to me!" you know if that was the case, statistically speaking, i should be getting laid every 30 secs!!!! DO U SEE THAT HAPPENING?!?!?! I DONT!!! girls just love to give this impression that they're deeper than just face
value... watta load of CRAP! i admit some of them are like that.. but they are the most sought after chicks because they really are beautiful in and out. i bet uve noticed hot babes goin around with loserish guys n u think... HOW ON EARTH?!?! now these chicks really dont give shit abt looks, its the person that counts.. but surprisingly these are the same chicks, when we look at them we think to ourselves... no chance she'll even wanna associate with me! BIG MISTAKE!
indians are inherently conservative and enforce all kinds of stupid restrictions on girls.... anyway when girls dont have too much freedom and when they get a whiff of that independence they're unsure of how to handle it so they go all out, (the same goes for guys too btw! no gender discrimination! but guys openly admit they just want looks!
ppl have this major misconception that if u r funny and act goofy (u dont act i know) then ur immature & childish.. whereas the real reason u do it is to make the other person feel comfortable.....only the bright ones see thru all that! so when u meet that person (guy or girl in ur case)... u'll be laughing at urself for having a crush on the chick. i've laughed a lot..believe me... but come to think of it.. mostly it was at u!! hehehe OGAY DONGRY PLS CONTROL THE WAATERWARAKS!
now that i've successfully put u to sleep i can make u turn around n bend over! MWHAHAHAWHWHAHWHAWHHAHW
dont worry man... ur a dog...... what i meant was every dog has his day! thangu! thats what i call a masterful backhanded compliment..
i lauu u
chal baira!
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oh BTW this is the same guy bout whom i have written bout in a couple o posts earlier - "Joey"
what you saw above was a heart to heart talk between two losers who just want to get laid...
this is the message we send out to all the losers in the world...ok only the handful who actually read my blog....the cosmic blog world...so basically nobody...
...anyway the message being...
was there a message...does it really matter...
all that really matters is that i'm still very much part of the engg n the desperate clan!!!
hail ugliness!!
there may be parts where u don't find a continuity between the paragraphs..well thats cause i've deleted some of the stuff... so kindly bear with it...
anyway here it goes...
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... girls are weird man... if u ask them what kind of guy they wud want to settle down with.. 99.99% (dont ask!) would say "a guy who makes me laugh!" n then u ask them.. dont you want a goodlooking guy?? n they give u this indignant look and say.. "ha! looks dont matter to me!" you know if that was the case, statistically speaking, i should be getting laid every 30 secs!!!! DO U SEE THAT HAPPENING?!?!?! I DONT!!! girls just love to give this impression that they're deeper than just face
value... watta load of CRAP! i admit some of them are like that.. but they are the most sought after chicks because they really are beautiful in and out. i bet uve noticed hot babes goin around with loserish guys n u think... HOW ON EARTH?!?! now these chicks really dont give shit abt looks, its the person that counts.. but surprisingly these are the same chicks, when we look at them we think to ourselves... no chance she'll even wanna associate with me! BIG MISTAKE!
indians are inherently conservative and enforce all kinds of stupid restrictions on girls.... anyway when girls dont have too much freedom and when they get a whiff of that independence they're unsure of how to handle it so they go all out, (the same goes for guys too btw! no gender discrimination! but guys openly admit they just want looks!
ppl have this major misconception that if u r funny and act goofy (u dont act i know) then ur immature & childish.. whereas the real reason u do it is to make the other person feel comfortable.....only the bright ones see thru all that! so when u meet that person (guy or girl in ur case)... u'll be laughing at urself for having a crush on the chick. i've laughed a lot..believe me... but come to think of it.. mostly it was at u!! hehehe OGAY DONGRY PLS CONTROL THE WAATERWARAKS!
now that i've successfully put u to sleep i can make u turn around n bend over! MWHAHAHAWHWHAHWHAWHHAHW
dont worry man... ur a dog...... what i meant was every dog has his day! thangu! thats what i call a masterful backhanded compliment..
i lauu u
chal baira!
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oh BTW this is the same guy bout whom i have written bout in a couple o posts earlier - "Joey"
what you saw above was a heart to heart talk between two losers who just want to get laid...
this is the message we send out to all the losers in the world...ok only the handful who actually read my blog....the cosmic blog world...so basically nobody...
...anyway the message being...
was there a message...does it really matter...
all that really matters is that i'm still very much part of the engg n the desperate clan!!!
hail ugliness!!
July 29, 2005
in conversation with friends
goofdude: man the birds n the bees
friend1: yeah i know
friend2: hmmmm
G : what bout em...
F1 : i didn't know bout it till i was in 10th grade
G : what rubbish...i had a vague idea as to what it was by the time i was in 7th...
F1: i didn't even know where babies came from till i was in 11th. *chuckles to himself* ...till then i used to think that babies come from the stomach...
F2: yeah they do come from there...don't they...
*goofdude n Friend1 look at friend2 in shock for all of 5 seconds...n then we decided to burst out into peals of laughter....which went on for the next couple of days...actually the joke's still on him!!!*
oh we did tell friend2 where babies did come out from ...under normal circumstances ...
we've also been made to keep our traps shut ever since bout this particular incident...
i've only told one other person till now....oh wait one more after that first one...thats all!!!!
(the names have been withheld for the issues pertaining to .....i dunno..you know what i'm harping at!!!!)
friend1: yeah i know
friend2: hmmmm
G : what bout em...
F1 : i didn't know bout it till i was in 10th grade
G : what rubbish...i had a vague idea as to what it was by the time i was in 7th...
F1: i didn't even know where babies came from till i was in 11th. *chuckles to himself* ...till then i used to think that babies come from the stomach...
F2: yeah they do come from there...don't they...
*goofdude n Friend1 look at friend2 in shock for all of 5 seconds...n then we decided to burst out into peals of laughter....which went on for the next couple of days...actually the joke's still on him!!!*
oh we did tell friend2 where babies did come out from ...under normal circumstances ...
we've also been made to keep our traps shut ever since bout this particular incident...
i've only told one other person till now....oh wait one more after that first one...thats all!!!!
(the names have been withheld for the issues pertaining to .....i dunno..you know what i'm harping at!!!!)
July 13, 2005
bastard, this is not the last of me
had a fight with with my friends...n by fight i mean...i chickened out n shut the door...
at the moment my room does not have a bed for me...so sleeping in my friends room...who also happens to be my neighbour...
so anyway what really happened is that i was sleeping n a couple of ruffians...who are actualy friends..but to add to the dramatic value of this post i shall call em ruffians...came to the room...n woke me up...n put water on me n the next thing i know i had shaving foam all over my face n watever lil hair i have...
so the stud that i am, i did wait for them to leave the room..n then sent him an sms abusing him n tellin him that this wansn't the last he had seen of me...
BIG MISHTAKE
so both of them came back....but this time we were clever...cause we didnt open the door....even though they went on knockin on our door for over half an hour....lots of words were exchanged..then they had had enough....so they decided to burn paper n slid it under the door...that went on for quite sometime...then they ran outta paper..so they asked us to give em paper...when we didn't...the decided to throw wet newspaper from their balcony onto our balcony....very funny na...it is when you are a lil buzzed!!!!
i think they got tired after that..so we crashed..
Nah not a funny story...thats it
at the moment my room does not have a bed for me...so sleeping in my friends room...who also happens to be my neighbour...
so anyway what really happened is that i was sleeping n a couple of ruffians...who are actualy friends..but to add to the dramatic value of this post i shall call em ruffians...came to the room...n woke me up...n put water on me n the next thing i know i had shaving foam all over my face n watever lil hair i have...
so the stud that i am, i did wait for them to leave the room..n then sent him an sms abusing him n tellin him that this wansn't the last he had seen of me...
BIG MISHTAKE
so both of them came back....but this time we were clever...cause we didnt open the door....even though they went on knockin on our door for over half an hour....lots of words were exchanged..then they had had enough....so they decided to burn paper n slid it under the door...that went on for quite sometime...then they ran outta paper..so they asked us to give em paper...when we didn't...the decided to throw wet newspaper from their balcony onto our balcony....very funny na...it is when you are a lil buzzed!!!!
i think they got tired after that..so we crashed..
Nah not a funny story...thats it
June 27, 2005
Joey
i know this guy...whom i shall not name...ogay i might as well name him joey for reference
joey after the friends character played my matt le blanc...cause in a lot of ways he reminds me of joey...my friend that is!!!
I've known him for over 10 years now...though we've never been in the same plce for too long...but somehow managed to stay in touch...ahem if you know what i mean....I'm very much straight...but its just that whenever i talk to him all the lust just takes over...
Now now before any of you jump to any of those perverse conclusions let me make it completely that both of us are two completely heterosexual guys in desperate need to get laid atleast once before we die...(thats with genuine women)..but whenever we talk, sanity is like when madonna sang "like a virgin" ...touched for the very first time...in other words a big farce!!!
...n in those moments of dementia he has proposed his undying love for me by asking me to bend over innumerable times...
our chats bout dames were some sort of a pinching contest..cause there was so much in common(the pinching contest is because of the same pinch funda....) in terms fo the ways n the dialogues women have used on us to TURN US DOWN...
we also share the same opinion bout women...UNATTAINABLE
i met joey recently n we both were updating each other on our action packed lives(read zero action) and it actually spooked both of us...we both wondered if we had pursued the same women....or if they were related or knew each other or u know...the works...
though he once was going around with some chick...n they broke up n got back only 7 times..i dunno, i think he was going for some james bond number or something...kids i tell u...well even i got back a with the same babe...just a couple of times...or was it more...well it was definitely less than 7 times...oh man...phew...nice save...
though over the years we've learnt our lesson...that we won't get laid as much as we'd like...ok in my case thats probably never...
he's started seeing someone lately n betrayed everything that i stood for....not too sure...but since i'm very much single n the chances of that changing seem overly bleak....so anyone who's not single...is not conforming to the rules my exclusive posse comitatus of the engg n the restless!!!!
you know there might be a day when i find something very deep n meaningful n profound to write bout...but till that comes about i shall just stick to trashing my friends...
I LAAUUUU U GUYS....u mean everything to me....
joey after the friends character played my matt le blanc...cause in a lot of ways he reminds me of joey...my friend that is!!!
I've known him for over 10 years now...though we've never been in the same plce for too long...but somehow managed to stay in touch...ahem if you know what i mean....I'm very much straight...but its just that whenever i talk to him all the lust just takes over...
Now now before any of you jump to any of those perverse conclusions let me make it completely that both of us are two completely heterosexual guys in desperate need to get laid atleast once before we die...(thats with genuine women)..but whenever we talk, sanity is like when madonna sang "like a virgin" ...touched for the very first time...in other words a big farce!!!
...n in those moments of dementia he has proposed his undying love for me by asking me to bend over innumerable times...
our chats bout dames were some sort of a pinching contest..cause there was so much in common(the pinching contest is because of the same pinch funda....) in terms fo the ways n the dialogues women have used on us to TURN US DOWN...
we also share the same opinion bout women...UNATTAINABLE
i met joey recently n we both were updating each other on our action packed lives(read zero action) and it actually spooked both of us...we both wondered if we had pursued the same women....or if they were related or knew each other or u know...the works...
though he once was going around with some chick...n they broke up n got back only 7 times..i dunno, i think he was going for some james bond number or something...kids i tell u...well even i got back a with the same babe...just a couple of times...or was it more...well it was definitely less than 7 times...oh man...phew...nice save...
though over the years we've learnt our lesson...that we won't get laid as much as we'd like...ok in my case thats probably never...
he's started seeing someone lately n betrayed everything that i stood for....not too sure...but since i'm very much single n the chances of that changing seem overly bleak....so anyone who's not single...is not conforming to the rules my exclusive posse comitatus of the engg n the restless!!!!
you know there might be a day when i find something very deep n meaningful n profound to write bout...but till that comes about i shall just stick to trashing my friends...
I LAAUUUU U GUYS....u mean everything to me....
June 17, 2005
The engg n restless
disaster strikes again
one of my friends called me today...n she told me that this guy whom we shall refer to as 'CUTIE' has started going around with some dame from his work place...
oh man did i almost break down or what...
well not really out of jealousy or...u know i'm not really a sadist...but it felt like he betrayed the male sorority that i had almost formed in my insti....well it wasn't like we formed it....it was more like the mantle was thrust upon us in some sorts...
lemme explain how this all happened...
so as i have been elucidating the masses bout my singleton status over my blog...
well my friends in my insti have instilled this belief in me that i have absolutely no scope with the opposite sex at least not with the current bevy of babes at my insti...so i would have to try my luck in lust with the juniors bout to join... n i was the most popular(read desperate) in this particular group of single(read despairing) young lads who weren't making much progress with the women...so would have to wait n watch out for the juniors!!!!
so how does cutie come into the picture...
well me n him were the only two guys in this particular group....in the sense our friends told us that we probably would not have any luck with the junior chicks...
now why would they say such nasty things...
well in my case the hideously monsterous looks have always been my undoing....
but in cuties's case...well he is rather good looking...so is the verdict from the women..but he is too decent n nice a bloke to you know....i dunno...i guess we all could never picture him getting romantic with any chick....let me leave that at that!
so what is my answer to cutie's betrayal...
well i have decided to form this club called the
"the engg n the restless"
i proclaim myself as the founding n very permanent member!!!
our war cry will be - "EEWWWIIILLLLGGIIEEUUBBLLOOOODDAA"
incase u guys wonder what that means.... its just a very hip mallu way of saying 'you'll give bloodaa'
the aaa at the end of blood is for the Dolby effect!!!
opposition will be called - 'titers' which is the opposite of looser
now i got some responses like opposite of loser would mean intelligent...plzzzz do not think so much
i feel the need to make some rules....but feeling too lazy at this point of time...so let me procastinate that for some other time
I'm open to suggestions though!!
our motto is to spread the message not the virus!!!
i would like to get a feedback though!!!
membership is open to anyone n everyone n as an introductory offer, all applying for membership will get a free offer to lech after any chick they really like n not get slapped....promise
eewwwiiillggiieeuubblloooodddaaa!
one of my friends called me today...n she told me that this guy whom we shall refer to as 'CUTIE' has started going around with some dame from his work place...
oh man did i almost break down or what...
well not really out of jealousy or...u know i'm not really a sadist...but it felt like he betrayed the male sorority that i had almost formed in my insti....well it wasn't like we formed it....it was more like the mantle was thrust upon us in some sorts...
lemme explain how this all happened...
so as i have been elucidating the masses bout my singleton status over my blog...
well my friends in my insti have instilled this belief in me that i have absolutely no scope with the opposite sex at least not with the current bevy of babes at my insti...so i would have to try my luck in lust with the juniors bout to join... n i was the most popular(read desperate) in this particular group of single(read despairing) young lads who weren't making much progress with the women...so would have to wait n watch out for the juniors!!!!
so how does cutie come into the picture...
well me n him were the only two guys in this particular group....in the sense our friends told us that we probably would not have any luck with the junior chicks...
now why would they say such nasty things...
well in my case the hideously monsterous looks have always been my undoing....
but in cuties's case...well he is rather good looking...so is the verdict from the women..but he is too decent n nice a bloke to you know....i dunno...i guess we all could never picture him getting romantic with any chick....let me leave that at that!
so what is my answer to cutie's betrayal...
well i have decided to form this club called the
"the engg n the restless"
i proclaim myself as the founding n very permanent member!!!
our war cry will be - "EEWWWIIILLLLGGIIEEUUBBLLOOOODDAA"
incase u guys wonder what that means.... its just a very hip mallu way of saying 'you'll give bloodaa'
the aaa at the end of blood is for the Dolby effect!!!
opposition will be called - 'titers' which is the opposite of looser
now i got some responses like opposite of loser would mean intelligent...plzzzz do not think so much
i feel the need to make some rules....but feeling too lazy at this point of time...so let me procastinate that for some other time
I'm open to suggestions though!!
our motto is to spread the message not the virus!!!
i would like to get a feedback though!!!
membership is open to anyone n everyone n as an introductory offer, all applying for membership will get a free offer to lech after any chick they really like n not get slapped....promise
eewwwiiillggiieeuubblloooodddaaa!
June 15, 2005
Soul Mate
soul mate....do i believe in it...
why do i ask this question...well to be really frank... i was just watching 'sex and the city'...i really just watch it for the articles...but it is pretty funny....that is whenever the folks are not around so i can watch it!!!
anyways in this particular episode the caracter of sarah jessica turns 35..n she's still single..as in not married....n she poses this question to her friends...
...which kinda got me thinking as to what my opinion on this was...now now...i'm not really the kinda guy who opines bout anything that requires some clear n insightful thinking...but i thought i should travel the unbeaten path once in a while(new year resolution....batter late than...u know the rest..even if its ust a word more).
well frankly speaking i'm not really sure bout it...cause everytime i've fallen in love(not that that happened a lot..) i've always felt that the other one was perfect for me...not that the other one even gave a damn bout me..but i still felt that way...guess i was not drunk enough...
i've felt that my senses are heightened when i'm drunk...not that i remember much of that....
well if i were to closely look at the two words....
soul is something i've not been aware of(...though my friends have tried to convince me bout ghosts n spirit) n well mate is something one dog does to another...end to end...or some animal...not that i'd know much bout that either having never been with animals! AHEM
i guess somewhere deep down i do believe in soul mates...n i don't think i'll ever find mine...
i feel a lot like that character in the serial..i mean there's so much in common...as in she's single n so am I...
yeah but thats where it all ends...
her character is rather hot...gets a lot of action...is successful...rich....the works...
i wonder what i'll be like when i'm 35...single-yes, desperate-yes, money-zilch, hottie-(a term still not associated with me in every which way)...oh n i guess my parents would have pretty much given up on looking out for a suitable girl for me after i scared the last 7 away...i would still be writing this blog...which no one reads still but its my only outlet to all my feelings...well no body else would even bother...
..so all in all...there won't be much change from what is the present scenario...
bugger!!!!
why do i ask this question...well to be really frank... i was just watching 'sex and the city'...i really just watch it for the articles...but it is pretty funny....that is whenever the folks are not around so i can watch it!!!
anyways in this particular episode the caracter of sarah jessica turns 35..n she's still single..as in not married....n she poses this question to her friends...
...which kinda got me thinking as to what my opinion on this was...now now...i'm not really the kinda guy who opines bout anything that requires some clear n insightful thinking...but i thought i should travel the unbeaten path once in a while(new year resolution....batter late than...u know the rest..even if its ust a word more).
well frankly speaking i'm not really sure bout it...cause everytime i've fallen in love(not that that happened a lot..) i've always felt that the other one was perfect for me...not that the other one even gave a damn bout me..but i still felt that way...guess i was not drunk enough...
i've felt that my senses are heightened when i'm drunk...not that i remember much of that....
well if i were to closely look at the two words....
soul is something i've not been aware of(...though my friends have tried to convince me bout ghosts n spirit) n well mate is something one dog does to another...end to end...or some animal...not that i'd know much bout that either having never been with animals! AHEM
i guess somewhere deep down i do believe in soul mates...n i don't think i'll ever find mine...
i feel a lot like that character in the serial..i mean there's so much in common...as in she's single n so am I...
yeah but thats where it all ends...
her character is rather hot...gets a lot of action...is successful...rich....the works...
i wonder what i'll be like when i'm 35...single-yes, desperate-yes, money-zilch, hottie-(a term still not associated with me in every which way)...oh n i guess my parents would have pretty much given up on looking out for a suitable girl for me after i scared the last 7 away...i would still be writing this blog...which no one reads still but its my only outlet to all my feelings...well no body else would even bother...
..so all in all...there won't be much change from what is the present scenario...
bugger!!!!
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