How do people usually respond when i call em up??

vipul: hi vipul here
friend1: oh crap u again!!!



vipul: hey how are you???
Friend: dammit!!!


vipul: hello
Father: sorry wrong number!!!

me in conversation with a friend

Goofy:dude i think i'm gonna write a book which will contain all my suxy jokes...i think its high time i share with the entire world what only a select few have experienced!!!
Bhains:okie, lemme know when u start writing that 'joke' book of urs... i'll start a mass suicide club... will make loads of money thru membership!
hehe yea man! i'm an entrepreunal(check out the spellin dude!! yea!!) guy!

guys gotta check this one out!!!

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opinion poll

what out of these following options would i choose if some woman was to propose to me????...ok ok.. this is a hypothetical situation so lemme be the king for once!!

the options are
1. i would accept her proposal
2. i wouldn't believe what was happening and probably go into a coma!!
3. run like the wind
4. this is a trick question!!!
5. basket of onions
6. do u think this should be the last option????
7. i dunno what u mean by a proposal
8. i dunno how to answer this question....hence i have succeeded goofdude and become the loser king of goofdom!!!! Alrite!!
9. i really dont feel like answering!!
10. this is the most useful activity i have done in the past 20 years of my abysmal life
11. all o fthe above
12. none of the above
13. will the real slim shady plz...just get out!!!


PS ...phew this was really tiring!!

Wokay

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind. The pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle, and the copilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with huge sunglasses. At first the passengers do not react; thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. However, after a few minutes the engines start revving and the airplane starts moving down the runway. The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness, whispering among themselves and looking desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance. Then the airplane starts accelerating rapidly and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical. Finally, when the airplane has less than 20 feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once, and at the very last moment the airplane lifts off and is airborne. Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and turns to the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we're gonna get killed!

HAND JOB

My future is bleek.....

i will get married to a person who i won't be compatible with
i will get diabetes
i dont have much scope as far as studies is concerned
i wont have a steady profession...as in i'll change...u know...
i will have hypertension
...hmmm lemme think...what else was i told

yeah someone saw my hand...n this is what is written on my hand!!!!

KABOOM

i have lost the will to be sarcastic....wait wait....almost lost the will....
till next time....
....if we meet again....

Pre reading

i wonder what the blog addicts, who by some stoke of luck are in a relationship with someone from the opposite sex( or from the same sex....i aint homophobic....i am using the term in the right way....rite???), talk to their partners....do they tell the other one --->" bah!! why dont u just read my blog first and then clarify all your doubts...."
this concept is called pre reading...which is prelevant in most of the top b schools( no there is nothin of this sort here in my school!!) wherein the students study the topic that they would be taught in the next class. so they basically understand the topic beforehand...n then they are just clarifying their doubts with the teacher when he is teaching the topic!!
what losers!!!!!!

you must have already guessed by now that i aint in a relationship...for reasons i'm not aware of(hehehehe who said ignorance is bliss....!!!!)
bah!!!!

recently we had a interactive session withour director where we had the opportunioty to put forth our suggestions as to how our schedule and all that jazz should be.

some ppl came up with the novel idea of having weekly business quizzes....DUH!!!
then there was the talk of having more case studies(some funda where u r given a real life situation and u have to solve the problem...n in the process u actually get some practical gyan...katte!!!)
then there was the suggestion of having 24 hour library....well hello...how much of the stardust can we read???
ofcourse if cosmo was there i could probably find out the reasons for my enforced celibacy!!!

but the thing that i liked the most was the 24 hour computer lab....woah....now i could write my blog more often(i.e. if our superior network actually opens the page in that one hour!!!)...but then again... i would be in the lab all the time...n would have no life...so...nothin to interestin to write...well...the no of ppl reading my blog are less...so i guess we could probably iggy the word 'interesting'...rite!!