0730 hrs: oh f*$k!! i'm late again... guess i'l attend the 10 am class...
0930 hrs: ooooh breakfast
0945 hrs: is this what we paid for...
1000 hrs: beg the attendance guy to put your attendance for the previous class that you missed!!!
1015 hrs: (looking around in class) *do we have the best looking chicks amongst all B-Schools or what???*
1020 hrs: (bench mate nudges you..pointing to the crossword) do u know what the answer to this one might be???
1100 hrs: *damn half an hour more to go!!*
1130 hrs: damn that felt like forever!!!
1135 hrs: (asking your neighbour bout the prof)...what the hell was he talkin bout...
1145 hrs: *lemme just see if the attendance guy has left...maybe i can sneak out...*
1200 hrs: *wish i was not so chicken n had just sneaked out...bas#*$d is rambling on n on... ooh i smell chocolate...who it is...*
1230 hrs: *half an more to go before i can hog...oh damn not the mess food again*
1300 hrs: hmmm lunch...(your group mate comes n asks you..have u prepared your slides)*dammit*
1310 hrs: lunch over....have to do that presentation thingy... this is what we fondly refer to as JIT technology in SIMS!!!
1330 hrs: *what the f*#k is this presentation bout..*
1345 hrs: *phew...my slides are done*
1400 hrs: (different group member)...have u guys done this analysis???
1401 hrs: crap crap crap crap
1415 hrs: Let the Games begin
1418 hrs: (Prof to the class)...who will come n give the presentation first???
1419 hrs: all classmates still looking at each other egging the other to go for the presentation first...
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Now there are two kind of scenarios here...
1. A group thinks it has done a super cool job so it should go first...
2. a group knows it has done a lousy job...so might as well get it over with...
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1430 hrs: (your group starts giving the presentation... your turn comes..) (you nudge the guy speaking...can u tell my part too...pleease...)
1440 hrs: *job well done my friend*
part deux
1500 hrs: *as soon as the next group comes to the floor...i shall sneak out..*
1502 hrs: FREEDOM
1503 hrs: (you ask your friend who sneaked out with you)...dude what do we do now???
1504 hrs: (after a careful thought process) lets go n read up something in the library....(geek)
1507 hrs: in the library...checking out the movie section in the newsies...
1508 hrs: wow hot babe movie in e^2
1509 hrs: dude lets go...ok!!!
1530 hrs: reach e^2 after the customary pit stop at JJ...
1532 hrs: (after waiting forever) damn no tickets...
1533 hrs: do u think we should attend the 5 o clock class??
1600 hrs: back in college...after the customary pit stop at JJ...YAY
1630 hrs: *yawn*...*more yawns* chuck it baap...lets just sleep for a while..
1700 hrs: dude think we are late for the class...
1701 hrs: we can't make it for the attendance...just call up someone n ask him to put our proxy...
1715 hrs: do u think we got our attendance... hmmm...i dunno...let me msg him n ask...
1730 hrs: i'm hungry
1740 hrs: on the way to khadki market to have samosa n dhokla n wada pav...
1800 hrs to 2230 hrs: look lost on campus...chit chat...network...mingle...dare i say flirt...
2230 hrs: Manuel: Get inside...what is this...is this the time..didn't u hear the whistle....(BAS%#RD)
SIMS comes alive
2240 hrs: go knocking on doors to ask for some food...
2300 hrs: go knocking on doors to beg for smokes...
2330 hrs: go knocking on doors to hunt for booze...
0000 hrs: go knocking on doors to ask ppl if they have any movies...cause u couldn't get anything u asked for before...
*somebody is gettin kicked black n blue...cause its his budday..poor soul
0030 hrs: (was that a cracker in the corridor)
0045 hrs: warden...deputy d...in the boys hostel....*think someone got into a fight with someone*
0100 hrs: think its time to sleep...
0115 hrs: someone knocks on your door...
0116 hrs: (your neighbour from a diff class...).. yaar ye jo presentation hai...tumne de diya already???
ME: haan yaar...you want...
HE: yes yes yes...plzzzz
ME: Get me a movie
HE: just give me a sec
0120 hrs: movie mil gaya...
somebody somewhere is still fighting
somebody somewhere might be getting lucky....
...everything is possible in SIMS
even if it just on the phone!!!
0200 hrs: ...this movie sucks...think there is a movie marathon going on in my neighbour's room...
0202 hrs: knock on neighbours door
HE: Kya hai?
ME: which movie are you watching???
HE: Aaja
(passing the poison to you)....here have a sip...
...n so life goes on in SIMS
