July 29, 2005

in conversation with friends

goofdude: man the birds n the bees

friend1: yeah i know

friend2: hmmmm

G : what bout em...

F1 : i didn't know bout it till i was in 10th grade

G : what rubbish...i had a vague idea as to what it was by the time i was in 7th...

F1: i didn't even know where babies came from till i was in 11th. *chuckles to himself* ...till then i used to think that babies come from the stomach...

F2: yeah they do come from there...don't they...

*goofdude n Friend1 look at friend2 in shock for all of 5 seconds...n then we decided to burst out into peals of laughter....which went on for the next couple of days...actually the joke's still on him!!!*

oh we did tell friend2 where babies did come out from ...under normal circumstances ...

we've also been made to keep our traps shut ever since bout this particular incident...

i've only told one other person till now....oh wait one more after that first one...thats all!!!!

(the names have been withheld for the issues pertaining to .....i dunno..you know what i'm harping at!!!!)

July 13, 2005

bastard, this is not the last of me

had a fight with with my friends...n by fight i mean...i chickened out n shut the door...

at the moment my room does not have a bed for me...so sleeping in my friends room...who also happens to be my neighbour...
so anyway what really happened is that i was sleeping n a couple of ruffians...who are actualy friends..but to add to the dramatic value of this post i shall call em ruffians...came to the room...n woke me up...n put water on me n the next thing i know i had shaving foam all over my face n watever lil hair i have...

so the stud that i am, i did wait for them to leave the room..n then sent him an sms abusing him n tellin him that this wansn't the last he had seen of me...
BIG MISHTAKE
so both of them came back....but this time we were clever...cause we didnt open the door....even though they went on knockin on our door for over half an hour....lots of words were exchanged..then they had had enough....so they decided to burn paper n slid it under the door...that went on for quite sometime...then they ran outta paper..so they asked us to give em paper...when we didn't...the decided to throw wet newspaper from their balcony onto our balcony....very funny na...it is when you are a lil buzzed!!!!

i think they got tired after that..so we crashed..

Nah not a funny story...thats it