The Wonder Years

...n young boys, full of confusion, full of fear, full of love and full of courage grow up stealthily...in their sleep.
Kevin Arnold - The Wonder Years

was just watching wonder years...the old series with kevin arnold n winnie cooper n paul pfifer...
brings back so many memories...remember being about the same age when they were being aired...n how i really waited with anticipation to see kevin make out with winnie...i think that just bout it...guess the humour was the second reason...distant second...but yeah it was something....the series!

excerpts from a mail my friend sent me...givin me advice bout relationships n chicks n the works

i've just taken the parts which didn't contain explicit content to protect my already tarnished image!!!

there may be parts where u don't find a continuity between the paragraphs..well thats cause i've deleted some of the stuff... so kindly bear with it...


anyway here it goes...

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... girls are weird man... if u ask them what kind of guy they wud want to settle down with.. 99.99% (dont ask!) would say "a guy who makes me laugh!" n then u ask them.. dont you want a goodlooking guy?? n they give u this indignant look and say.. "ha! looks dont matter to me!" you know if that was the case, statistically speaking, i should be getting laid every 30 secs!!!! DO U SEE THAT HAPPENING?!?!?! I DONT!!! girls just love to give this impression that they're deeper than just face
value... watta load of CRAP! i admit some of them are like that.. but they are the most sought after chicks because they really are beautiful in and out. i bet uve noticed hot babes goin around with loserish guys n u think... HOW ON EARTH?!?! now these chicks really dont give shit abt looks, its the person that counts.. but surprisingly these are the same chicks, when we look at them we think to ourselves... no chance she'll even wanna associate with me! BIG MISTAKE!

indians are inherently conservative and enforce all kinds of stupid restrictions on girls.... anyway when girls dont have too much freedom and when they get a whiff of that independence they're unsure of how to handle it so they go all out, (the same goes for guys too btw! no gender discrimination! but guys openly admit they just want looks!

ppl have this major misconception that if u r funny and act goofy (u dont act i know) then ur immature & childish.. whereas the real reason u do it is to make the other person feel comfortable.....only the bright ones see thru all that! so when u meet that person (guy or girl in ur case)... u'll be laughing at urself for having a crush on the chick. i've laughed a lot..believe me... but come to think of it.. mostly it was at u!! hehehe OGAY DONGRY PLS CONTROL THE WAATERWARAKS!

now that i've successfully put u to sleep i can make u turn around n bend over! MWHAHAHAWHWHAHWHAWHHAHW

dont worry man... ur a dog...... what i meant was every dog has his day! thangu! thats what i call a masterful backhanded compliment..

i lauu u

chal baira!

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oh BTW this is the same guy bout whom i have written bout in a couple o posts earlier - "Joey"

what you saw above was a heart to heart talk between two losers who just want to get laid...

this is the message we send out to all the losers in the world...ok only the handful who actually read my blog....the cosmic blog world...so basically nobody...

...anyway the message being...
was there a message...does it really matter...

all that really matters is that i'm still very much part of the engg n the desperate clan!!!

hail ugliness!!