....had a dream last night....was hanging out with the most beautiful dame i have ever seen....
Everything was going perfectly.....the booze was cheap, the grub was great...n to top it all the dame was the sponsor...ah "Life was Beautiful!!"
So i decided to take it to the next level....
I made my move n tried to make out with her but got slapped even beofre i got close to her face...damn...thats not all...I tried to make out with her a couple more times..n again was slapped...but 5 more times...the other 3 were i guess bonus slaps!!!
Damn man...even in my imagination women find me repulsive!!!
This sucks big time!!!
Thats it...Plastic surgery AHOY!!!!
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