My Family Part 1

As i was going through my blog...(or as i wasn't) i figured that i've never mentioned anything bout my family...all i do write bout is my rocking sex life(atleast on my blog i can call it rocking!!!)
anyways....my family....
My dad's a doc....my mum's a teacher..n my sis is an architect...n thatt would make me an underacheiver....or just in lay man terms....completely useless....
my claim to fame ...my height....ok i'm out...

back to my family....
We are like any other average normal dysfunctional family!
oh BTW i completely forgot to mention the most important family member....THE TELEVISION!!!
He/She(gender bias kiss my a**) is the only member of the family that everyone listens to without ever complaining....gets the maximum attention...never gets hurt...or booted(in every sense of the word!)...or never gets cursed no matter what crap it says!!!

Now some of the ground rules in my family....
We aren't the most commuicative bunch of people....though in the house it is expressed as " If what you are going to say isn't funy...then why even bother??"

now inspite of having an inhouse doctor....besides me...nobody liistens to my dad when they get sick or some shit like that happens....everyone is an almost practising doctor....thankfully they only practise on themselves...but they practise nevertheless!!!!

Now one of the biggest hasles of having a doctor in the family is that the food is always health oriented n taste, fat n everything sinfully good is a taboo....hark

well all that food talk has made me hungry...so i'm just gonna take a break from my family n hit the food selling places....will continue this again...

Valentines Day here i come

Valentines Day is coming closer...I'm sure all you guys must be having grand plans....as for me...the STUD that i am ....all day i'm gonna be doing nothing but SULK.... ofcourse once in a while i shall be contemplating(i hope i spelt that right! and used it in the right context...which is besides the point...anyways) turning GAY.....wait wait...incase by mistake any women do read my blog(Common its my blog i can write whatever i want to...)...since a lot of women read my blog... i have to tell you ladies that my looks have substancially improved since the plastic surgery i had undergone a couple of weeks ago... and the women around me have stopped throwing up...so yeyiiii...

Plz do leave your phone no, e mails address, postal address or any means through which i can get in touch with you and be around you ...(no stalking...promise!!!)