i wanna be your friend

...so you wanna go out for coffee sometime....there's this movie that i've been wanting to see for quite a while, wanna come....i like you quite a lot...n thats when i've got my restraining order...

man, is asking out women tough or what...though i'm not exactly the right person to be saying that cause the first time was when i was absolutely dead sure bout how the other person felt bout me n well she told me to ask her out n be the man in the relationship...n then there was this scond time when i didn't even realise that i felt the way i felt bout her till she told me that she knew i liked her but she couldn't get into a relationship with me cause i was not boy friend material...or was it cause i was way too ugly...or i think she told me that she never saw a future with me...or was it that she just never saw me in that sense...basically i was turned down even before i asked her out...
moral of the story - I'm very smooth when it comes to women...quite the stud i am!!!

oh wait just cause the moral has been stated does't mean that i cant ramble on for a lil longer...ok a lot more...

i dunno why but i just can't be forthright when it comes to women...it only happens with women i have the hots for...i mean when it comes to asking a girl bout the hickey, subtlety is a pipe dream....i'm the man.... i will embarass her in front of every tom dick n harry..... yes my abnormally large foot in my even bigger mouth is my first middle n last name!!!!

people tell me that i'm funny n witty(ok just one - my neighbour aloo...or was he stoned when he said that...more bout my neighbours in the next post...) but when the girl i like is there in the vicinity i get all concious n completely lose it n come out with my worst ever versions of what i would usually refer to as "the artist formerly known as jokes"...

have been in a relationship before n i got more bored of me than my babe...i dunno if i was just comfortable in the relationship or just too scared to pull her leg or make fun of her n not tick her off...maybe that was the undoing...it stopped being fun...anyway thats an entirely diff story....

i've had plently of crushes...n all of em have ended in the same way....either i've messed it up because of my obnoxious sense of humour or...ok thats the only reason...

why god why??

oh ofcourse there's the ever popular reason that they just wanna be friends with you.
maybe i'm the kind of guy who is good at cracking jokes(even though i'm the only one who thinks of them as jokes...but lets not get started on that one..) and just easing the tension in the air(whenever there is...) but i'm not the guy whom one can depend on emotionally or who is not really mature enough to handle the more serious issues in life or maybe i'm just not the guy one would like to wake up next to in the morning(not that i look any better in the morning sans my make up...for the record i do not put on any make up...though there was this one time in choir camp way back in 4th grade when i did n well not such a great story...)...or the guy you wanna call up first when you land a great job or the guy you just can't wait to call just to hear his voice(i have a nice voice BTW...so i've been told by one person...guess the creator decided it could either be the voice or the face...)...or the guy you just wanna hold cause you just wanna hold him....

which brings us to the most important question...what do i do....

every time i've asked a girl out or tried to(that is all of two times)...it has ended up with the girl just wanting to be friends with me or not wanting to even see my face...

so maybe i should just start of with the line "i wanna be your friend" n as cheesy as that line happens to be i think it will work...cause every other guy uses it n ends up getting the girl...n that every other guy does not happen to be me...n guess who is the one without the babe....

aaaarrrrgggggghhhhhh

its rather late in the night...n i have a class in another 3 and a half hours...guess i shall not be attending that....so now that that's established guess i shall sleep likea log...cause i've been working like a dawg....its been a hard day's night....

adieu amigos