Audio Visual

A: so i dont make you jittery?
at all??
V: yes you do
A: when??
V: all the time...
u stir things up
u make things hard for me..
u make me nervous
u make me happy
u make me feel like a stud
u make me feel like the worst singer!!!!

"Nothing worth comes easy"

sent msg bout different types of orgasms to ex boss...

positive orgasms - oh yes ohh yess

spiritual - oh god ohh godd...

etc etc...

ex boss' reply - "n u forgot the fake one....ohhh vipul i'm coming..."

goofdude - "the women you do say that?" (yeah i know...thats the best i could come up with...)

ex boss - the women u "try" to do say that...n then they come to me for the ultimate satisfaction...

DOH

goofdude: oh how was your trip to bengaluru???
lunatic1: oh it was awesomeman...
goofdude: you got drunk again didn't ya...
lunatic1: of course...

yada yada
yada

G: so what did you get for me from Bengaluru...
L: nadda...the pyjama nadda...
G: :$

yada yada yada...yashoda!!! (just for kicks!)
L: Did you meet him after we left...
G: No
L: you hate him don't you...
G: No no not at all...
L: Its ok, you can tell me...its not like i'm pretty fond of him either you know...
G: ummmm...hokay...
L: As in, if i don't meet him or speak with him, it wont be the end of my world you know...
G: yea yea those feelings only totally i feeling...
L: ...but... if i don't speak with you...it will be the end of my world...
G: Oh man...one nadda n one senti dialogue... today must be my lucky days...
L: Oh don't worry some other day i'l buy 2 naddas n give you 3 sentis
G: oh yeah ..
L: ok now quit buging me, my break is over...

2 missed calls...ooh

call back!

character 2 - hulla

character 1 - *trying to immitate* hulla

character 2 - what are you doing on a saturday night

character 1 - i have a cold

character 2 - what are you having a cold with...beer??

character 1 - no man... i'm having a cold with crocin n navy cut!

character 2 - oh i love crocin n navy cut!

character 1 - yeah?

character 2 - if i catch an early morning flight, will you have crocin n navy cut with me

character 1 - really?

character 2 - no duuuda

character 1 - oh

character 2 - ok now quickly sms me her no...ok buuyyyyeeee

character 1 - ok buuuyyyeeee

the most exciting moment of my saturday...yeah!

Character1 - Character3wants to work in Mumbai…so the plan is that he will quit his job n move to Mumbai n become a struggler…I don't need to quit my job to become a struggler… n we will talk bout life everyday (ala character4 style)

Character2 - what does he want to struggle with?

Character1 - Not quite sure but I think Struggle with life, society, existence, people, mediocrity, expectations….it just feels like something straight out of an artsy movie… which will lead to a guru dutt kind of a film…n then recognition will eventually…which he would shun cause by then he would’ve risen above the trivialities of life, fame n all that razzmatazz….

Character2 - Is he really that twisted?

Character1 - No no, i thought that up...think i should run it past him...

but spiderman gets his girl in the second movie...

"Can i ask you something?"
"yeah..."
"why didn't you kiss me..."
"i did...i mean that is kissing..."
"no i mean...you know...my lips..."
"ahhhh...*awkward pause* (don't mess it up...) i wasn't sure if you were ready for it..."
"ohh... you have to catch me off guard"
"ok so tomorrow when i come to meet you i will kiss you on the lips!!!"
"why are you telling me this... you should've just..."

they walked the next evening ...in search of... all they needed to do was to find a place in that residential area... someplace quiet...someplace dark...someplace they couldn't be spotted...
it looked empty... there were dry leaves all over the ground which made more noise everytime they placed a step ... they found a rock in the middle of that tiny residential tree jungle...
the fact that there could be snakes or insects there didn't really cross his mind...he was just tripping on the fact that there was this awesome babe who was sitting so close to him...
he put his arm around her waist...he loved they way it felt...always did...

"hey...you have something on your face..."
n before she could realise what he was talking bout he kissed her... it was awkward
in his mind he thought that she would hate kissing forever...
he quickly withdrew...
she looked stunned/speechless/shocked... he couldn't read her mind... (he still can't read her mind!!!)
he knew he had to kiss her again...only this time it was a lil more gentle...he thought he was doing much better..
"mmmmmm" she moaned ever so slightly...
"you know you could kiss me too..."
she smiled.... he was high...


it not just that she has the cutest face he had ever thought imaginable..
..its not just that her voice makes him feel giddy with joy
he'd never had so much fun just holding hands
its not just that he loves the way she giggles silly...or how the contours of her face express so many emotions, that make him regret every moment for not making that extra effort...when he had the chance...
how he wanted to hold her close n stroke her hair n tell her how much he loves her...like he did when she cried...
how he likes to see her smile when she does...ofcourse the giggle needs to come in after that..
he curses himself...n a few other ppl (he likes to be magnanimous once in a while)... for not being able to express himself for fear of worrying her and losing her forever

but spiderman got his girl in the second movie...