Smart Sardar

A sardar gets caught by a female traffic cop for speeding.

The cop says "you have the right to remain silent and anything you say will be held against you."

The sardar says "your BOOBS"

hmmm...complaints bout me making contradictory statements...

Well now...maybe i should change the name of this blog to " the wanderig mind of the ignoramous anonymous.... yeah wateva

well the deal is that i want to be unattached...n its really not out of choice(but lets just that keep that a hush hush affair)....

I've been trying real hard for god knows how long....wait...the exact no would be 14 years 15 months n 42 days...

cause its been 14 years of pain .. yeah its been 14 years of....

No seriously....i'm happy the way i am....which BTW does not mean that i'm super gay(contrary to popular belief)...but just in case some dame wants to hook up with me..plz feel free to post a msg, mail me...snail mail me...call me...msg me....common...something atleast....

having a really bad time these days...havent had any sumptious food in ages... havent scored in like...ummm...well lets just pretend and say that its been long(if anyone thinks i'm still a virgin...then lemme tell ya that i lost it while i was playing volleyball...eiyahahahahah)

gawd i'm hopeless....ah so what .... i've got my dignity.... maybe i should just sign off!!! grrrrr.....the growl is solely for decorative purpose.

Saw swades yesterday....liked the movie...

Shah Rukh Khan did everything that he has not done till now...in other words...he has acted really well....n he has not acted like the Shah Rukh Khan we know!!!

The wisdom that i got from the movie was that if u r selfless enough ....you get a babe!!!

Now thats something that i have understood after seeing soo many Indian movies....
the minute the dame gets to know that you are ready to help the poor n the needy...BAM the chick is yours for keeps!!!

now to get the record straight...i am a very selfless person(Hoping women read my blog too...n if so...plzz do leave your email addresses or even your mobile phone no.... sms is dirt cheap...for me atleast)!!!

Whenever i am having some food with my friends...i share it with em....who ends up paying for it is not the point....these are all trivial issues to me.

whenever i'm drinking...i make sure that my friends get more drunk than i do...n in the process i can con em into paying the bill too...eiiiyahahahahahah....now see the selfless part here would be the fact that i'm thinking bout them all the time

when i'm thinking...i'm thinking how to convince my friends to buy me food...

ofcourse i am not very good at convincing my ppl...but the important point being that i'm always thinking bout em...

so ladies...n if the gentlemen have any hot chick friends...kindly take note of my selfless attitude...and plzz o plzzz.....put me out of my misery....grrrr

got an sms....


"2 homos were looking at travel brochures. One of em said: Lets try Greece this year! The other asked: Why, whats wrong with vaseline?!?"

me n a few friends(not all were males) were flipping thru cosmo the other day....
the section where u talk bout your problems....

well i have never sent anything of that sort ..but...

but i wonder if there will ever be a problem like..." I like men, women, and dogs....but i dont like any other animals...what category do i fall into???"

Now thats a thinker...

Yeah i havent posted anything in quite sometime...the standard of that pretend joke says it all!!!