the new n improved Happy Birthday song

Oh why were you born so beautiful
Oh why were you born at all

You're no fucking good to anyone
You're no fucking goog at all

War and famine
War and famine

People Die
People Die

...and its your Birthday...

So, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!


Credits - Upasana Advani.....thanks for rewriting history!!...or something to that effect!!!

In conversation with friends part 2

three friends...namely:
goofdude(yours falsely....kekekekeke)
friend 1
friend 2

The scene:
The three friends are sittin in a coffee shop getting bored...

The Story:
...yeah so as i was saying...
the three friends were getting bored...so goofdude...as always...decides to put the other two out of their misery n tell em a joke....

Goofdude: oh hey i gotta a joke...dunno if you've heard it 'fore...
Friend 1: oh is it that one with that thingy in....
Goofdude: ye ye...whateva..listen to me atleast once...
Friend 1: ok tell na then...
(till now Friend 2 is just wondering what is it that we are talkin bout...)
GD : ok so the joke would be(*rolling eyes*) - there was this man who was talkin to some chick n he told her.."before i was born god asked me if i wanted a good memory or a big dick...n i can't really remember what i picked!!!"
(before anyone could react or laugh or whateva...)
Friend 2: Hmmmm..that is really bad memory!!!!

(there is exactly 6.7 seconds of silence....n then goofdude n friend 1 look at each other.... n then togather look at friend 2...n then again look at each other....n then decide its time to burst out into peals of laughter....)

*7 minutes and 28 seconds later*

(goofdude n friend 1 still rolling on the floor literally n still laughing)

while....

(friend 2 is still wondering what he said...)

Friend 2: ok so what is soo funny...he has a bad memory...i dont see what's soo funny bout the joke

(goofdude n friend 1 cant take it any more....)

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goofdude n friend 1 finally did explain the joke to friend 2.....light bulb lit.... n there was happiness all around...

goofdude n friend 1 still think friend 2 didnt get the joke...though friend 2 maintains that he did...he is the same guy who was mentioned in one of my earlier posts...who didnt know where babies came from....

that cracks me up still...

yeh i know i need a life...

hey this has the opposite sex mentioned just once....what say Ms. R

backpacking my way to australia

i started my blog only cause my friend khat-mal.blogspot.com told me to do so....cause he preobably thought i would write some interesting stuff...well that didnt happen anyway...and somewhere along the way this space became the means for me to vent out my anger against myself and not physically hurt me....yeah i'm quite the brave dude ain't I...but off late ....i dunno....just cant write specifics....well i've refrained myself from tht till now...or atleast i tried...n now it becomes increasingly difficult...n blogging fails to turn me on....to say so...

i need a break from me....maybe i should go to australia n hook up with a couple o babes(well its my dream so i get to choose!!!)...aktually thats what one of my friends did when he was having his quarter life crisis...n spent 4 months in australia.... i really dunno if i am hiving my quarter life crisis...i really don't care...to me its just a term...that...yeah basically i dunno what to do with it...

this post sucks...pretty much like every other post of mine.... man i still cant get those two chicks outta my mind...so what if they are make believe....isn't everything else about me...me myself n ...damn i cant even finish phrases with words that just fit....

i'm all messed up without aktually knowing what it is that makes me do all the wierd things i do...paranoia has engulfed me...n made a cog outta the already shrinking life that i have!!!!

what is it that i'm harping at...i'm not too sure..when have i ever been...aaaarrrghhhhhh