October 21, 2005

In conversation with friends part 2

three friends...namely:
goofdude(yours falsely....kekekekeke)
friend 1
friend 2

The scene:
The three friends are sittin in a coffee shop getting bored...

The Story:
...yeah so as i was saying...
the three friends were getting bored...so goofdude...as always...decides to put the other two out of their misery n tell em a joke....

Goofdude: oh hey i gotta a joke...dunno if you've heard it 'fore...
Friend 1: oh is it that one with that thingy in....
Goofdude: ye ye...whateva..listen to me atleast once...
Friend 1: ok tell na then...
(till now Friend 2 is just wondering what is it that we are talkin bout...)
GD : ok so the joke would be(*rolling eyes*) - there was this man who was talkin to some chick n he told her.."before i was born god asked me if i wanted a good memory or a big dick...n i can't really remember what i picked!!!"
(before anyone could react or laugh or whateva...)
Friend 2: Hmmmm..that is really bad memory!!!!

(there is exactly 6.7 seconds of silence....n then goofdude n friend 1 look at each other.... n then togather look at friend 2...n then again look at each other....n then decide its time to burst out into peals of laughter....)

*7 minutes and 28 seconds later*

(goofdude n friend 1 still rolling on the floor literally n still laughing)

while....

(friend 2 is still wondering what he said...)

Friend 2: ok so what is soo funny...he has a bad memory...i dont see what's soo funny bout the joke

(goofdude n friend 1 cant take it any more....)

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goofdude n friend 1 finally did explain the joke to friend 2.....light bulb lit.... n there was happiness all around...

goofdude n friend 1 still think friend 2 didnt get the joke...though friend 2 maintains that he did...he is the same guy who was mentioned in one of my earlier posts...who didnt know where babies came from....

that cracks me up still...

yeh i know i need a life...

hey this has the opposite sex mentioned just once....what say Ms. R

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