Joey

i know this guy...whom i shall not name...ogay i might as well name him joey for reference

joey after the friends character played my matt le blanc...cause in a lot of ways he reminds me of joey...my friend that is!!!

I've known him for over 10 years now...though we've never been in the same plce for too long...but somehow managed to stay in touch...ahem if you know what i mean....I'm very much straight...but its just that whenever i talk to him all the lust just takes over...

Now now before any of you jump to any of those perverse conclusions let me make it completely that both of us are two completely heterosexual guys in desperate need to get laid atleast once before we die...(thats with genuine women)..but whenever we talk, sanity is like when madonna sang "like a virgin" ...touched for the very first time...in other words a big farce!!!

...n in those moments of dementia he has proposed his undying love for me by asking me to bend over innumerable times...

our chats bout dames were some sort of a pinching contest..cause there was so much in common(the pinching contest is because of the same pinch funda....) in terms fo the ways n the dialogues women have used on us to TURN US DOWN...

we also share the same opinion bout women...UNATTAINABLE

i met joey recently n we both were updating each other on our action packed lives(read zero action) and it actually spooked both of us...we both wondered if we had pursued the same women....or if they were related or knew each other or u know...the works...

though he once was going around with some chick...n they broke up n got back only 7 times..i dunno, i think he was going for some james bond number or something...kids i tell u...well even i got back a with the same babe...just a couple of times...or was it more...well it was definitely less than 7 times...oh man...phew...nice save...

though over the years we've learnt our lesson...that we won't get laid as much as we'd like...ok in my case thats probably never...

he's started seeing someone lately n betrayed everything that i stood for....not too sure...but since i'm very much single n the chances of that changing seem overly bleak....so anyone who's not single...is not conforming to the rules my exclusive posse comitatus of the engg n the restless!!!!

you know there might be a day when i find something very deep n meaningful n profound to write bout...but till that comes about i shall just stick to trashing my friends...

I LAAUUUU U GUYS....u mean everything to me....

The engg n restless

disaster strikes again

one of my friends called me today...n she told me that this guy whom we shall refer to as 'CUTIE' has started going around with some dame from his work place...

oh man did i almost break down or what...

well not really out of jealousy or...u know i'm not really a sadist...but it felt like he betrayed the male sorority that i had almost formed in my insti....well it wasn't like we formed it....it was more like the mantle was thrust upon us in some sorts...

lemme explain how this all happened...

so as i have been elucidating the masses bout my singleton status over my blog...

well my friends in my insti have instilled this belief in me that i have absolutely no scope with the opposite sex at least not with the current bevy of babes at my insti...so i would have to try my luck in lust with the juniors bout to join... n i was the most popular(read desperate) in this particular group of single(read despairing) young lads who weren't making much progress with the women...so would have to wait n watch out for the juniors!!!!

so how does cutie come into the picture...

well me n him were the only two guys in this particular group....in the sense our friends told us that we probably would not have any luck with the junior chicks...

now why would they say such nasty things...
well in my case the hideously monsterous looks have always been my undoing....
but in cuties's case...well he is rather good looking...so is the verdict from the women..but he is too decent n nice a bloke to you know....i dunno...i guess we all could never picture him getting romantic with any chick....let me leave that at that!

so what is my answer to cutie's betrayal...

well i have decided to form this club called the
"the engg n the restless"

i proclaim myself as the founding n very permanent member!!!

our war cry will be - "EEWWWIIILLLLGGIIEEUUBBLLOOOODDAA"
incase u guys wonder what that means.... its just a very hip mallu way of saying 'you'll give bloodaa'
the aaa at the end of blood is for the Dolby effect!!!

opposition will be called - 'titers' which is the opposite of looser

now i got some responses like opposite of loser would mean intelligent...plzzzz do not think so much

i feel the need to make some rules....but feeling too lazy at this point of time...so let me procastinate that for some other time
I'm open to suggestions though!!

our motto is to spread the message not the virus!!!

i would like to get a feedback though!!!

membership is open to anyone n everyone n as an introductory offer, all applying for membership will get a free offer to lech after any chick they really like n not get slapped....promise

eewwwiiillggiieeuubblloooodddaaa!

Soul Mate

soul mate....do i believe in it...

why do i ask this question...well to be really frank... i was just watching 'sex and the city'...i really just watch it for the articles...but it is pretty funny....that is whenever the folks are not around so i can watch it!!!
anyways in this particular episode the caracter of sarah jessica turns 35..n she's still single..as in not married....n she poses this question to her friends...

...which kinda got me thinking as to what my opinion on this was...now now...i'm not really the kinda guy who opines bout anything that requires some clear n insightful thinking...but i thought i should travel the unbeaten path once in a while(new year resolution....batter late than...u know the rest..even if its ust a word more).

well frankly speaking i'm not really sure bout it...cause everytime i've fallen in love(not that that happened a lot..) i've always felt that the other one was perfect for me...not that the other one even gave a damn bout me..but i still felt that way...guess i was not drunk enough...

i've felt that my senses are heightened when i'm drunk...not that i remember much of that....

well if i were to closely look at the two words....
soul is something i've not been aware of(...though my friends have tried to convince me bout ghosts n spirit) n well mate is something one dog does to another...end to end...or some animal...not that i'd know much bout that either having never been with animals! AHEM


i guess somewhere deep down i do believe in soul mates...n i don't think i'll ever find mine...
i feel a lot like that character in the serial..i mean there's so much in common...as in she's single n so am I...
yeah but thats where it all ends...
her character is rather hot...gets a lot of action...is successful...rich....the works...

i wonder what i'll be like when i'm 35...single-yes, desperate-yes, money-zilch, hottie-(a term still not associated with me in every which way)...oh n i guess my parents would have pretty much given up on looking out for a suitable girl for me after i scared the last 7 away...i would still be writing this blog...which no one reads still but its my only outlet to all my feelings...well no body else would even bother...

..so all in all...there won't be much change from what is the present scenario...

bugger!!!!