Wish List - Pearl Jam

I wish I was a neutron bomb, for once I could go off,
I wish I was a sacrifice but somehow still lived on,
I wish I was a sentimental ornament you hung on,
The Christmas tree, I wish I was the star that went on top,
I wish I was the evidence, I wish I was the ground,
For 50 million hands up raised and open toward the sky.

I wish I was a sailor with someone who waited for me,
I wish I was as fortunate, as fortunate as me,
I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good,
I wish I was the full moon shining off a Camaro's hood.

I wish I was an alien at home behind the sun,
I wish I was the souvenir you kept your house key on,
I wish I was the pedal brake that you depended on,
I wish I was the verb 'to trust' and never let you down.

I wish I was a radio song, the one that you turned up,
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish and I guess it carries on.

siddhu-isms

The great man once said....
"If my Aunt had a beard..she would be my uncle!!!"


n i thought no one could surpass my creative genius n inspire me!!!

hail the sardar!!!

I know i didnt do anyone last summer!!!!


heeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeee

Cheesy!!!

I saw this on the Boob Tube...


A dame tells another dame...

" Do you want see what i hang on my rack"

by rack she meant the place where she hangs her clothes....but to me it sounded really corny....

my life saddens me:(

silver-quick

coming back to the topic of the unknown dude/dudette who goes by the name 'silver' ....i guess i shall put the case to rest by just agreeing with the very famous saying....
" EVERY BLOG HAS A SILVER WRITING!!! "

and then there was.....

i lost my virginity the other day......i shall tell you each n every detail......


so basically the story goes like....
...i was playing squash(oh yeah...inspite of all your notions that i am jobless...n your doubting my virility...) n i was wining...hey i play pretty decently...in the sense i dont wear revealing clothes....anyway...thats besides the point....so goin back to the story
so i was leading 5-0...n my opponent was tryin his best....

so i made this stretch...n pop....my cherry went.....oh wait..that can happen only to women rite...damn....i will die a virgin...life trly sucks big time...
oh just to get the record straight....it wasn't the sound of my pant ripping...nor was i farting....but the sound was there...or was it just my imagination.....thats a great cranberries song!!!

who is silver???

hey there was this someone who went by teh name of silver...who left a comment...so who are you is basically what im askin!!!

plzz leave your blog addy...or some sort of identification atleast

when i was small i asked my mother...what will i be....
...will i drive the ambulance...will i drive ppl nuts...will i just drive into oblivion....this is what she said to me....
muffins are tasty brownies are sweet....the futures not ours to see.....coz well...face it ....you already have myopia!!!!

sorry to all those ppl who have lesser hair after reading my blog....


bald ahoy

Arjun: To me all women are sex objects.
Vipul: Why so dude???
Arjun: 'Cause whenever i ask them for sex....they object!!!!

I was sitting the other day in a cafe witha friend(dudette) of mine n we were talkin bout the babes in bangalore....n how they were a feast for all guys....she agreed but added that the guys were not quite good enough...

this is the second time something like this has happened when a chick has told me that guys in this city just ain't good lookin enough....to my face.....is it high time that i start thinking bout that plastic surgery that i have been postponing!!!

what do i do?
what do i do?
what do i do?


thats not the chorus part of song by the way....

do u think this would make a really cool song???

everybody gets high....
...everybody gets low...

these are the days that everything goes!!!!

everyday is a winding road!!!

Teacher: What do you wish to do in future?

Mohan: I want to be a Pilot.

Vina: I want to be a doctor.

Preity: I want to be a mother.

Vipul: I want to help Preity!!!!!

In some remote village of india, one masterji is teaching the
mahabharat katha to a class. he is at the 'krishnajanma' part of
it. so let him continue instead of me

masterji : to bachcho, so kansa heard the akashwani that his
sister's 8th child is goin to kill him. he was furious. he
ordered
to put vasudev n devki behind the bars.first son is born, and
kansa kills him by poisoning second one is born n kansa thorws
him
off the mountain peak third one is born..

now Ramu who is smartest of the lot puts up his hand

masterji (sounding nervous n confused) : Ramu bete, whole india
does not have doubt in mahabharata n how come u have one?
Ramu Beta : masterji, if kansa knew that devaki's 8th child was
goin to kill him, why the hell did he put vasudev n devaki in
same
cell????????

U know guys, I must admit, I never got this doubt in my head
ever.... :)

Cool insults for immediate use.. VERY FUNNY!!!

To: undisclosed-recipients:;

Cool insults for immediate use


1.Any similarity between you and a human is purely
coincidental!

2.Are you always so stupid or is today a special
occasion?

3.As an outsider, what do you think of the human
race?


4.I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should
I improve your looks?

5.At least there'e one thing good about your
body.It isn't as ugly as your face!

6.Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case
they're nothing

7.Careful now, don't let your brains go to your
head!

8.I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like
you.

9.Did your parents ever ask you to run away from
home?


10. If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents!

11. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!

12. Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to
spreading ignorance?

13. Keep talking, someday you'll say something
intelligent!

14. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to
you?


15. Don't think, it may sprain your brain!

16. Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they
swing from them.

17. He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to
wind it up this morning.

18. He has a mind like a steel trap -- always
closed!

19. You are a man of the world -- and you know what
sad shape the world is in.

20. He is always lost in thought -- it's unfamiliar
territory.

21. He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's
handsome.

22. He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny,
it's a miracle!

23. He is listed in Who's Who as What's That?

24. He is living proof that man can live without a
brain!

25. He is so short, when it rains he is always the
last one to know.

26. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a
blueprint to build an idiot.

27. How come you're here? I thought the zoo is
closed at night!

28. How did you get here? Did someone leave your
cage open?

29. How much refund do you expect on your head now
that it's empty.

30. How would you like to feel the way you look?

31. Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

32. I can't talk to you right now; tell me,where
will you be in the next 10 years?

33. I don't want you to turn the other cheek; it's
just as ugly.

34. I don't know who you are, but whatever you are,
I'm sure everyone will agree with me.

35. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it
really works.

36. I could make a monkey out of you, but why
should I take all the credit?

37. I can't seem to remember your name, and please
don't help me!

38. I don't even like the people you're trying to
imitate, if you are at all.

39. I know you were born silly, but why did you
have a relapse?

38. I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you
to take the blame!

41. I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody
could be!

42. I've seen people like you, but I had to pay
admission!

43. Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think
that's very typical of you.

(khat_mal is a doctor and vipul is his friend)
these are excerpts from their conversation on yahoo!!!

khat_mal: hey vipul i am feeling very guilty!
bheepoool: why what happened???
khat_mal: i slept with one of my patients!!!! isn't it unethical?
bheepoool: well ummm...yeah...hey wait arent you a veterinarian?????

there was a time when i thought that i was a stud....i really cant remember when that time actually happened!!!

why did god make alcohol???

so that even ugly ppl can have SEX!!!!

Rhymes ------ check it out!!!


These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most
romantic first line but least romantic second line

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss but I only slept with you,
cause I
was pissed

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But
he
roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so
is
your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are
ot

I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of
our
face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes- Damn, I'm good at telling
lies!

Every time I see your face I wish I were in outer space

I saw your face as you walked by but then I saw a better guy

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my
ife

I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up
creaming

My love you take my breath away What have you stepped in to smell this
ay

My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime

The Guy's Side of the Story
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules
from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all
numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining
about you leaving it down.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just
say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends give you.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us
to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.
. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer
you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...
Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster
trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh!!

Squirrels who run up woman's leg do not find nuts.

When I was born, I got a choice- A big dick or a good
memory. I am not able to remember, what did I choose.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the
condom factory.

My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she
objects.

Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".

There are only two four letter words that are
offensive to men - don't and stop, unless they are
used together.

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best
thing on earth.

There are three stages to sex in a person's life: Tri
Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

Virginity can be cured.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a
good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer
were too small.

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy
adultery? .

Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with
the enemy.

Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

A couple just married were happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the Hole and She was happy with the
Thing......

Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans
life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.

Teacher: Use "harassment" in a sentence.
Johnny: Her mouth said 'no', but her ass meant 'yes'.

Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a
bitch sleeps with everyone except you.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Of course you've heard about the Viagra computer
virus, it turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard
disk.

Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to
bed", many men still sleep with their wives !!!.