Cool insults for immediate use.. VERY FUNNY!!!

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Cool insults for immediate use


1.Any similarity between you and a human is purely
coincidental!

2.Are you always so stupid or is today a special
occasion?

3.As an outsider, what do you think of the human
race?


4.I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should
I improve your looks?

5.At least there'e one thing good about your
body.It isn't as ugly as your face!

6.Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case
they're nothing

7.Careful now, don't let your brains go to your
head!

8.I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like
you.

9.Did your parents ever ask you to run away from
home?


10. If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents!

11. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!

12. Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to
spreading ignorance?

13. Keep talking, someday you'll say something
intelligent!

14. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to
you?


15. Don't think, it may sprain your brain!

16. Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they
swing from them.

17. He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to
wind it up this morning.

18. He has a mind like a steel trap -- always
closed!

19. You are a man of the world -- and you know what
sad shape the world is in.

20. He is always lost in thought -- it's unfamiliar
territory.

21. He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's
handsome.

22. He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny,
it's a miracle!

23. He is listed in Who's Who as What's That?

24. He is living proof that man can live without a
brain!

25. He is so short, when it rains he is always the
last one to know.

26. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a
blueprint to build an idiot.

27. How come you're here? I thought the zoo is
closed at night!

28. How did you get here? Did someone leave your
cage open?

29. How much refund do you expect on your head now
that it's empty.

30. How would you like to feel the way you look?

31. Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

32. I can't talk to you right now; tell me,where
will you be in the next 10 years?

33. I don't want you to turn the other cheek; it's
just as ugly.

34. I don't know who you are, but whatever you are,
I'm sure everyone will agree with me.

35. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it
really works.

36. I could make a monkey out of you, but why
should I take all the credit?

37. I can't seem to remember your name, and please
don't help me!

38. I don't even like the people you're trying to
imitate, if you are at all.

39. I know you were born silly, but why did you
have a relapse?

38. I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you
to take the blame!

41. I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody
could be!

42. I've seen people like you, but I had to pay
admission!

43. Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think
that's very typical of you.