A sardar gets caught by a female traffic cop for speeding.
The cop says "you have the right to remain silent and anything you say will be held against you."
The sardar says "your BOOBS"
December 27, 2004
hmmm...complaints bout me making contradictory statements...
Well now...maybe i should change the name of this blog to " the wanderig mind of the ignoramous anonymous.... yeah wateva
well the deal is that i want to be unattached...n its really not out of choice(but lets just that keep that a hush hush affair)....
I've been trying real hard for god knows how long....wait...the exact no would be 14 years 15 months n 42 days...
cause its been 14 years of pain .. yeah its been 14 years of....
No seriously....i'm happy the way i am....which BTW does not mean that i'm super gay(contrary to popular belief)...but just in case some dame wants to hook up with me..plz feel free to post a msg, mail me...snail mail me...call me...msg me....common...something atleast....
having a really bad time these days...havent had any sumptious food in ages... havent scored in like...ummm...well lets just pretend and say that its been long(if anyone thinks i'm still a virgin...then lemme tell ya that i lost it while i was playing volleyball...eiyahahahahah)
gawd i'm hopeless....ah so what .... i've got my dignity.... maybe i should just sign off!!! grrrrr.....the growl is solely for decorative purpose.
Well now...maybe i should change the name of this blog to " the wanderig mind of the ignoramous anonymous.... yeah wateva
well the deal is that i want to be unattached...n its really not out of choice(but lets just that keep that a hush hush affair)....
I've been trying real hard for god knows how long....wait...the exact no would be 14 years 15 months n 42 days...
cause its been 14 years of pain .. yeah its been 14 years of....
No seriously....i'm happy the way i am....which BTW does not mean that i'm super gay(contrary to popular belief)...but just in case some dame wants to hook up with me..plz feel free to post a msg, mail me...snail mail me...call me...msg me....common...something atleast....
having a really bad time these days...havent had any sumptious food in ages... havent scored in like...ummm...well lets just pretend and say that its been long(if anyone thinks i'm still a virgin...then lemme tell ya that i lost it while i was playing volleyball...eiyahahahahah)
gawd i'm hopeless....ah so what .... i've got my dignity.... maybe i should just sign off!!! grrrrr.....the growl is solely for decorative purpose.
December 24, 2004
Saw swades yesterday....liked the movie...
Shah Rukh Khan did everything that he has not done till now...in other words...he has acted really well....n he has not acted like the Shah Rukh Khan we know!!!
The wisdom that i got from the movie was that if u r selfless enough ....you get a babe!!!
Now thats something that i have understood after seeing soo many Indian movies....
the minute the dame gets to know that you are ready to help the poor n the needy...BAM the chick is yours for keeps!!!
now to get the record straight...i am a very selfless person(Hoping women read my blog too...n if so...plzz do leave your email addresses or even your mobile phone no.... sms is dirt cheap...for me atleast)!!!
Whenever i am having some food with my friends...i share it with em....who ends up paying for it is not the point....these are all trivial issues to me.
whenever i'm drinking...i make sure that my friends get more drunk than i do...n in the process i can con em into paying the bill too...eiiiyahahahahahah....now see the selfless part here would be the fact that i'm thinking bout them all the time
when i'm thinking...i'm thinking how to convince my friends to buy me food...
ofcourse i am not very good at convincing my ppl...but the important point being that i'm always thinking bout em...
so ladies...n if the gentlemen have any hot chick friends...kindly take note of my selfless attitude...and plzz o plzzz.....put me out of my misery....grrrr
Shah Rukh Khan did everything that he has not done till now...in other words...he has acted really well....n he has not acted like the Shah Rukh Khan we know!!!
The wisdom that i got from the movie was that if u r selfless enough ....you get a babe!!!
Now thats something that i have understood after seeing soo many Indian movies....
the minute the dame gets to know that you are ready to help the poor n the needy...BAM the chick is yours for keeps!!!
now to get the record straight...i am a very selfless person(Hoping women read my blog too...n if so...plzz do leave your email addresses or even your mobile phone no.... sms is dirt cheap...for me atleast)!!!
Whenever i am having some food with my friends...i share it with em....who ends up paying for it is not the point....these are all trivial issues to me.
whenever i'm drinking...i make sure that my friends get more drunk than i do...n in the process i can con em into paying the bill too...eiiiyahahahahahah....now see the selfless part here would be the fact that i'm thinking bout them all the time
when i'm thinking...i'm thinking how to convince my friends to buy me food...
ofcourse i am not very good at convincing my ppl...but the important point being that i'm always thinking bout em...
so ladies...n if the gentlemen have any hot chick friends...kindly take note of my selfless attitude...and plzz o plzzz.....put me out of my misery....grrrr
December 04, 2004
me n a few friends(not all were males) were flipping thru cosmo the other day....
the section where u talk bout your problems....
well i have never sent anything of that sort ..but...
but i wonder if there will ever be a problem like..." I like men, women, and dogs....but i dont like any other animals...what category do i fall into???"
Now thats a thinker...
Yeah i havent posted anything in quite sometime...the standard of that pretend joke says it all!!!
the section where u talk bout your problems....
well i have never sent anything of that sort ..but...
but i wonder if there will ever be a problem like..." I like men, women, and dogs....but i dont like any other animals...what category do i fall into???"
Now thats a thinker...
Yeah i havent posted anything in quite sometime...the standard of that pretend joke says it all!!!
November 20, 2004
November 02, 2004
October 31, 2004
One Bengali is a poet
Two Bengalis is a film society
Three Bengalis is a political party
Four Bengalis is two political parties
One Punjabi is a 100 kg hulk named Pinky
Two Punjabis is a Pinky with his brother Twinky
Three Punjabis is an assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local
McDonalds
Four Punjabis is a combined IQ equal to one Tamil-Brahmn
One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav
Two Biharis is a booth-capturing squad
Three Biharis is a caste killing
Four Biharis is the entire literate population of Patna
One Mallu is a coconut stall
Two Mallus is a boat race
Three Mallus is a Gulf job racket
Four Mallus is an oil slick
One UP bhaiyya is a milkman
Two UP bhaiyyas is a halwai shop
Three UP bhaiyyas is a fist-fight in the UP assembly
Four UP bhaiyyas is a mosque-destruction squad
One Gujju is a share-broker in a Bombay train
Two Gujjus is a rummy game in a Bombay train
Three Gujjus is a Rs. 10-crore sprocket manufacturing business
Four Gujjus is an all-night dandia-raas session
One Andhraite is a chilli farmer
Two Andhraites is a software company in New Jersey
Three Andhraites is a Naxalite outfit
Four Andhraites is a song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie
One Kashmiri is a carpet salesman
Two Kashmiris is a carpet factory
Three Kashmiris is a terrorist outfit
Four Kashmiris is a shoot-at-sight order
One Tamil-Brahmn is a priest at the Varadarajaperumal temple
Two Tamil-Brahmns is a maths tuition class
Three Tamil-Brahmns is a queue outside the U.S. consulate at 4 a.m.
Four Tamil-Brahmns is a Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara
One Bombayite is a footpath vada-pau stall
Two Bombayites is a film studio
Three Bombayites is a slum
Four Bombayites is the number of people standing on your foot in the
train at rush hour
One Sindhi is a currency racket
Two Sindhis is a papad factory
Three Sindhis is a duplicate goods shop
Four Sindhis is the Hong Kong Retail Traders Association
One U.S. Desi is a software guy
Two U.S. Desis is a lunch group at work
Three U.S. Desis is a bitching session about the U.S.
Four U.S. Desis is four software guys, heating tamarind rice in the
office microwave, cooked that morning, in their shared one bedroom
apartment, and bitching about life in the U.S.
Two Bengalis is a film society
Three Bengalis is a political party
Four Bengalis is two political parties
One Punjabi is a 100 kg hulk named Pinky
Two Punjabis is a Pinky with his brother Twinky
Three Punjabis is an assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local
McDonalds
Four Punjabis is a combined IQ equal to one Tamil-Brahmn
One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav
Two Biharis is a booth-capturing squad
Three Biharis is a caste killing
Four Biharis is the entire literate population of Patna
One Mallu is a coconut stall
Two Mallus is a boat race
Three Mallus is a Gulf job racket
Four Mallus is an oil slick
One UP bhaiyya is a milkman
Two UP bhaiyyas is a halwai shop
Three UP bhaiyyas is a fist-fight in the UP assembly
Four UP bhaiyyas is a mosque-destruction squad
One Gujju is a share-broker in a Bombay train
Two Gujjus is a rummy game in a Bombay train
Three Gujjus is a Rs. 10-crore sprocket manufacturing business
Four Gujjus is an all-night dandia-raas session
One Andhraite is a chilli farmer
Two Andhraites is a software company in New Jersey
Three Andhraites is a Naxalite outfit
Four Andhraites is a song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie
One Kashmiri is a carpet salesman
Two Kashmiris is a carpet factory
Three Kashmiris is a terrorist outfit
Four Kashmiris is a shoot-at-sight order
One Tamil-Brahmn is a priest at the Varadarajaperumal temple
Two Tamil-Brahmns is a maths tuition class
Three Tamil-Brahmns is a queue outside the U.S. consulate at 4 a.m.
Four Tamil-Brahmns is a Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara
One Bombayite is a footpath vada-pau stall
Two Bombayites is a film studio
Three Bombayites is a slum
Four Bombayites is the number of people standing on your foot in the
train at rush hour
One Sindhi is a currency racket
Two Sindhis is a papad factory
Three Sindhis is a duplicate goods shop
Four Sindhis is the Hong Kong Retail Traders Association
One U.S. Desi is a software guy
Two U.S. Desis is a lunch group at work
Three U.S. Desis is a bitching session about the U.S.
Four U.S. Desis is four software guys, heating tamarind rice in the
office microwave, cooked that morning, in their shared one bedroom
apartment, and bitching about life in the U.S.
October 23, 2004
October 15, 2004
In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand. She was a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He asked, Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams," she said. "I've known you since you were a young boy and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The Lawyer was stunned. Not quite knowing what to do next, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why yes, I do I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster too. He's lazy, bigoted and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone
and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife Yes, I know him." The defense attorney almost fainted. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench - and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you bastards asks that bitch if she knows me, I'll throw your sorry asses into jail for contempt."
and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife Yes, I know him." The defense attorney almost fainted. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench - and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you bastards asks that bitch if she knows me, I'll throw your sorry asses into jail for contempt."
October 01, 2004
woah its been a while since i have written something concrete...no its not the staind song i'm singing!!!
but its been a while!!!
as i sit in front of the computer in my college...i wonder what is it that i really am supposed to be doing....well i aint really wondering...but what the hell!!!!
most people say that i am obsessed bout not having a babe...
...i dunno...its quite good not being attached...
..i can do whateva i want to wheneva i want to...(i wish i could also say ---- with whomever i want to....but alas!!!!)
but then again there are times when i do feel the need to just have that one person whom i can beat the crap out off whenever i want to....maybe i dont need a babe...maybe the hitler inside me want to rid this earth off handsome looking men...so that i can get laid....
Ah there i go again!!!!
Acting like a maniac.....Whiplash!!!!!
but its been a while!!!
as i sit in front of the computer in my college...i wonder what is it that i really am supposed to be doing....well i aint really wondering...but what the hell!!!!
most people say that i am obsessed bout not having a babe...
...i dunno...its quite good not being attached...
..i can do whateva i want to wheneva i want to...(i wish i could also say ---- with whomever i want to....but alas!!!!)
but then again there are times when i do feel the need to just have that one person whom i can beat the crap out off whenever i want to....maybe i dont need a babe...maybe the hitler inside me want to rid this earth off handsome looking men...so that i can get laid....
Ah there i go again!!!!
Acting like a maniac.....Whiplash!!!!!
September 25, 2004
September 22, 2004
September 15, 2004
September 12, 2004
September 03, 2004
September 02, 2004
August 31, 2004
August 29, 2004
me in conversation with a friend
Goofy:dude i think i'm gonna write a book which will contain all my suxy jokes...i think its high time i share with the entire world what only a select few have experienced!!!
Bhains:okie, lemme know when u start writing that 'joke' book of urs... i'll start a mass suicide club... will make loads of money thru membership!
hehe yea man! i'm an entrepreunal(check out the spellin dude!! yea!!) guy!
Bhains:okie, lemme know when u start writing that 'joke' book of urs... i'll start a mass suicide club... will make loads of money thru membership!
hehe yea man! i'm an entrepreunal(check out the spellin dude!! yea!!) guy!
August 27, 2004
August 26, 2004
opinion poll
what out of these following options would i choose if some woman was to propose to me????...ok ok.. this is a hypothetical situation so lemme be the king for once!!
the options are
1. i would accept her proposal
2. i wouldn't believe what was happening and probably go into a coma!!
3. run like the wind
4. this is a trick question!!!
5. basket of onions
6. do u think this should be the last option????
7. i dunno what u mean by a proposal
8. i dunno how to answer this question....hence i have succeeded goofdude and become the loser king of goofdom!!!! Alrite!!
9. i really dont feel like answering!!
10. this is the most useful activity i have done in the past 20 years of my abysmal life
11. all o fthe above
12. none of the above
13. will the real slim shady plz...just get out!!!
PS ...phew this was really tiring!!
the options are
1. i would accept her proposal
2. i wouldn't believe what was happening and probably go into a coma!!
3. run like the wind
4. this is a trick question!!!
5. basket of onions
6. do u think this should be the last option????
7. i dunno what u mean by a proposal
8. i dunno how to answer this question....hence i have succeeded goofdude and become the loser king of goofdom!!!! Alrite!!
9. i really dont feel like answering!!
10. this is the most useful activity i have done in the past 20 years of my abysmal life
11. all o fthe above
12. none of the above
13. will the real slim shady plz...just get out!!!
PS ...phew this was really tiring!!
August 20, 2004
Wokay
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind. The pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle, and the copilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with huge sunglasses. At first the passengers do not react; thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. However, after a few minutes the engines start revving and the airplane starts moving down the runway. The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness, whispering among themselves and looking desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance. Then the airplane starts accelerating rapidly and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical. Finally, when the airplane has less than 20 feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once, and at the very last moment the airplane lifts off and is airborne. Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and turns to the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we're gonna get killed!
HAND JOB
My future is bleek.....
i will get married to a person who i won't be compatible with
i will get diabetes
i dont have much scope as far as studies is concerned
i wont have a steady profession...as in i'll change...u know...
i will have hypertension
...hmmm lemme think...what else was i told
yeah someone saw my hand...n this is what is written on my hand!!!!
KABOOM
i have lost the will to be sarcastic....wait wait....almost lost the will....
till next time....
....if we meet again....
i will get married to a person who i won't be compatible with
i will get diabetes
i dont have much scope as far as studies is concerned
i wont have a steady profession...as in i'll change...u know...
i will have hypertension
...hmmm lemme think...what else was i told
yeah someone saw my hand...n this is what is written on my hand!!!!
KABOOM
i have lost the will to be sarcastic....wait wait....almost lost the will....
till next time....
....if we meet again....
August 19, 2004
Pre reading
i wonder what the blog addicts, who by some stoke of luck are in a relationship with someone from the opposite sex( or from the same sex....i aint homophobic....i am using the term in the right way....rite???), talk to their partners....do they tell the other one --->" bah!! why dont u just read my blog first and then clarify all your doubts...."
this concept is called pre reading...which is prelevant in most of the top b schools( no there is nothin of this sort here in my school!!) wherein the students study the topic that they would be taught in the next class. so they basically understand the topic beforehand...n then they are just clarifying their doubts with the teacher when he is teaching the topic!!
what losers!!!!!!
you must have already guessed by now that i aint in a relationship...for reasons i'm not aware of(hehehehe who said ignorance is bliss....!!!!)
bah!!!!
this concept is called pre reading...which is prelevant in most of the top b schools( no there is nothin of this sort here in my school!!) wherein the students study the topic that they would be taught in the next class. so they basically understand the topic beforehand...n then they are just clarifying their doubts with the teacher when he is teaching the topic!!
what losers!!!!!!
you must have already guessed by now that i aint in a relationship...for reasons i'm not aware of(hehehehe who said ignorance is bliss....!!!!)
bah!!!!
August 14, 2004
recently we had a interactive session withour director where we had the opportunioty to put forth our suggestions as to how our schedule and all that jazz should be.
some ppl came up with the novel idea of having weekly business quizzes....DUH!!!
then there was the talk of having more case studies(some funda where u r given a real life situation and u have to solve the problem...n in the process u actually get some practical gyan...katte!!!)
then there was the suggestion of having 24 hour library....well hello...how much of the stardust can we read???
ofcourse if cosmo was there i could probably find out the reasons for my enforced celibacy!!!
but the thing that i liked the most was the 24 hour computer lab....woah....now i could write my blog more often(i.e. if our superior network actually opens the page in that one hour!!!)...but then again... i would be in the lab all the time...n would have no life...so...nothin to interestin to write...well...the no of ppl reading my blog are less...so i guess we could probably iggy the word 'interesting'...rite!!
some ppl came up with the novel idea of having weekly business quizzes....DUH!!!
then there was the talk of having more case studies(some funda where u r given a real life situation and u have to solve the problem...n in the process u actually get some practical gyan...katte!!!)
then there was the suggestion of having 24 hour library....well hello...how much of the stardust can we read???
ofcourse if cosmo was there i could probably find out the reasons for my enforced celibacy!!!
but the thing that i liked the most was the 24 hour computer lab....woah....now i could write my blog more often(i.e. if our superior network actually opens the page in that one hour!!!)...but then again... i would be in the lab all the time...n would have no life...so...nothin to interestin to write...well...the no of ppl reading my blog are less...so i guess we could probably iggy the word 'interesting'...rite!!
July 23, 2004
Coming Back to Life
back after a while....
good news...i have updated the link to the Calvin n Hobbes website...i hope it does open this time around!!!
i have been down n out for the past few days...
bad(could be good) cold....fever...blah blah...enough to keep me out of the class!!!
a lot of people have been askin me if i had posted anything new on my blog... now that puts ekistraa pressure on me n my non sense!!
let me enlighten everyone...who reads this...bout myself (Now, i know that not many people read my blog..ok 5-6....ok besides me no one does).
...i really dunno why everyone thinks i am very creative or i am very funny or i am very talented(now, a few ppl have told me...its not something that i am making up!!!)...blah blah blah...till date i still havent figured how people have come to this conclusion bout me...cause i have never delivered when it comes to doing things...in the sense...that whenever someone tells me that i should do this...put my wacky ideas...i choke...so basically what i am really tryin to say is that i have a lot of potential...but thats where the cookie crumbles.... potential potential....finito
ok enough of this serious crap....
had our freshers a few days ago...was good fun...
Atthani Chavanithis was the seniors way of getting the better of us one last time...basically they made us stand on one leg...with our our left hand stretched out...n they made us take a pledge.in a way it kinda reminded me of my days in the SS army....hail hitler!!!
yeah we got a lot of food back then...only thing missing was the female slave!!!!!bwahahahahah(thats my evil laugh...incase anyone forgot!!)after the war ended i was tortured by the jews...i became a lunatic...though i don't quite remembered how i died...or was killed...so now we all know how i was born stupid....as they say "life is like a box of chocolates....u never know how stupid u can get!!!!"
good news...i have updated the link to the Calvin n Hobbes website...i hope it does open this time around!!!
i have been down n out for the past few days...
bad(could be good) cold....fever...blah blah...enough to keep me out of the class!!!
a lot of people have been askin me if i had posted anything new on my blog... now that puts ekistraa pressure on me n my non sense!!
let me enlighten everyone...who reads this...bout myself (Now, i know that not many people read my blog..ok 5-6....ok besides me no one does).
...i really dunno why everyone thinks i am very creative or i am very funny or i am very talented(now, a few ppl have told me...its not something that i am making up!!!)...blah blah blah...till date i still havent figured how people have come to this conclusion bout me...cause i have never delivered when it comes to doing things...in the sense...that whenever someone tells me that i should do this...put my wacky ideas...i choke...so basically what i am really tryin to say is that i have a lot of potential...but thats where the cookie crumbles.... potential potential....finito
ok enough of this serious crap....
had our freshers a few days ago...was good fun...
Atthani Chavanithis was the seniors way of getting the better of us one last time...basically they made us stand on one leg...with our our left hand stretched out...n they made us take a pledge.in a way it kinda reminded me of my days in the SS army....hail hitler!!!
yeah we got a lot of food back then...only thing missing was the female slave!!!!!bwahahahahah(thats my evil laugh...incase anyone forgot!!)after the war ended i was tortured by the jews...i became a lunatic...though i don't quite remembered how i died...or was killed...so now we all know how i was born stupid....as they say "life is like a box of chocolates....u never know how stupid u can get!!!!"
July 11, 2004
Muda muda muda
I have officially(as in on the blog) changed my name from freak to muda....well atleast for the day!!!
Muda, for all those who dont know bout it...means Waste...
now many of the people who do know me n also read this blog(now that narrows the number down to ...what 2 or 3....)might not...or rather will never agree with what i said above about me becoming muda...coz i have always been the quintisential muda(waste) candidate....well that would be true too....
life is still muda....
me is still muda
tra la la la
i'm a pedo...i'm a wierdo....
yeah.....
smells like muda spirit!!!!!!!!
Muda, for all those who dont know bout it...means Waste...
now many of the people who do know me n also read this blog(now that narrows the number down to ...what 2 or 3....)might not...or rather will never agree with what i said above about me becoming muda...coz i have always been the quintisential muda(waste) candidate....well that would be true too....
life is still muda....
me is still muda
tra la la la
i'm a pedo...i'm a wierdo....
yeah.....
smells like muda spirit!!!!!!!!
July 05, 2004
...n so it begins
Finally the orientation is done....the breaks are all over...now the actual MBA starts....or so they say....
ok just to make things completely clear....i still have no goddamn clue as to what i am doin in a b school...
isn't this gettin way too cliche....
thats exactly what's happening to my life....
ok now that we are done with the introspection..lets get down n dirty!!!!heheheheh
cash flow is only outbound(what i really tried to say there was that financial constraints aplenty...or whateva...
Saw Lakshya a couple of days ago....identified myself with the character of Hritik Roshan....besides the good looks n the long hair...n his cute babe...not to miss out on those bulging biceps...people reading this(apparently not that many of em!!) must be wondering as to where wxactly does the similarity kick in....hmmm.....now thats a good one....well the part where he is confused with his life...thats the part i relate to....yeah i'm a loser....but lets just never repeat that again....
nothing more to write for now.....so...
over n out
ok just to make things completely clear....i still have no goddamn clue as to what i am doin in a b school...
isn't this gettin way too cliche....
thats exactly what's happening to my life....
ok now that we are done with the introspection..lets get down n dirty!!!!heheheheh
cash flow is only outbound(what i really tried to say there was that financial constraints aplenty...or whateva...
Saw Lakshya a couple of days ago....identified myself with the character of Hritik Roshan....besides the good looks n the long hair...n his cute babe...not to miss out on those bulging biceps...people reading this(apparently not that many of em!!) must be wondering as to where wxactly does the similarity kick in....hmmm.....now thats a good one....well the part where he is confused with his life...thats the part i relate to....yeah i'm a loser....but lets just never repeat that again....
nothing more to write for now.....so...
over n out
June 23, 2004
week 2
as the saying goes......when the going gets tough...boyzone sang the cover version(yeah i forgot the rest of that quote!!!)
anyway....as we have been told that the blood bath is just bout to begin.....
the seniors keep tellin us what to do n what not to do....lemme leave it at that....as we somehow never seem to understand....or is the rebel inside us that makes us do that...NAH....im way too chicken to do any thing of that sort!!!!
on a lighter note...i have lost almost a KG.....phew....i guess its the rigourous excercise regime that i follow.....or probably the lack of it.....its funny but i lose weight pretty easily.....i can already imagine a lot of women calling me a bas*&^% for saying that...but "what to do."
hmmm.....im still as hopelessly jobless as i was before...inspite of having a lot of work...or rather pretending to have a lot of work....
babe front.... no access;)(pun very much intended....muahahahahahah)
women still do find me repulsive....i guess somethings never change!!!!
gotta scram
peace maan!!!
anyway....as we have been told that the blood bath is just bout to begin.....
the seniors keep tellin us what to do n what not to do....lemme leave it at that....as we somehow never seem to understand....or is the rebel inside us that makes us do that...NAH....im way too chicken to do any thing of that sort!!!!
on a lighter note...i have lost almost a KG.....phew....i guess its the rigourous excercise regime that i follow.....or probably the lack of it.....its funny but i lose weight pretty easily.....i can already imagine a lot of women calling me a bas*&^% for saying that...but "what to do."
hmmm.....im still as hopelessly jobless as i was before...inspite of having a lot of work...or rather pretending to have a lot of work....
babe front.... no access;)(pun very much intended....muahahahahahah)
women still do find me repulsive....i guess somethings never change!!!!
gotta scram
peace maan!!!
June 19, 2004
the diary of anne frank....well this feels like concentration camp
first week of coll....n i still dont know what i am doin in a b school!!!
every morning we get up early have a bath, get dressed n go to college....well not to study..but to sleep....phew thats a lot of effort!!!!
why am i doing MBA......still a very good Question!!!!
do i think i can make it thru....still a very good Question!!!!
every morning we get up early have a bath, get dressed n go to college....well not to study..but to sleep....phew thats a lot of effort!!!!
why am i doing MBA......still a very good Question!!!!
do i think i can make it thru....still a very good Question!!!!
June 06, 2004
I Am Mine - Pearl Jam
The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind
The North is to South what the clock is to time
There's east and there's west and there's everywhere
life
I know I was born and I know that I'll die
The in between is mine
I am mine
And the feeling, it gets left behind
All the innocence lost at one time
Significant, behind the eyes
There's no need to hide
We're safe tonight
The ocean is full 'cause everyone's crying
The full moon is looking for friends at hightide
The sorrow grows bigger when the sorrow's denied
I only know my mind
I am mine
And the meaning, it gets left behind
All the innocents lost at one time
Significant, behind the eyes
There's no need to hide
We're safe tonight
And the feelings that get left behind
All the innocents broken with lies
Significance, between the lines
(We may need to hide)
And the meanings that get left behind
All the innocents lost at one time
We're all different behind the eyes
There's no need to hide
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind
The North is to South what the clock is to time
There's east and there's west and there's everywhere
life
I know I was born and I know that I'll die
The in between is mine
I am mine
And the feeling, it gets left behind
All the innocence lost at one time
Significant, behind the eyes
There's no need to hide
We're safe tonight
The ocean is full 'cause everyone's crying
The full moon is looking for friends at hightide
The sorrow grows bigger when the sorrow's denied
I only know my mind
I am mine
And the meaning, it gets left behind
All the innocents lost at one time
Significant, behind the eyes
There's no need to hide
We're safe tonight
And the feelings that get left behind
All the innocents broken with lies
Significance, between the lines
(We may need to hide)
And the meanings that get left behind
All the innocents lost at one time
We're all different behind the eyes
There's no need to hide
plastic to the rescue
....had a dream last night....was hanging out with the most beautiful dame i have ever seen....
Everything was going perfectly.....the booze was cheap, the grub was great...n to top it all the dame was the sponsor...ah "Life was Beautiful!!"
So i decided to take it to the next level....
I made my move n tried to make out with her but got slapped even beofre i got close to her face...damn...thats not all...I tried to make out with her a couple more times..n again was slapped...but 5 more times...the other 3 were i guess bonus slaps!!!
Damn man...even in my imagination women find me repulsive!!!
This sucks big time!!!
Thats it...Plastic surgery AHOY!!!!
Everything was going perfectly.....the booze was cheap, the grub was great...n to top it all the dame was the sponsor...ah "Life was Beautiful!!"
So i decided to take it to the next level....
I made my move n tried to make out with her but got slapped even beofre i got close to her face...damn...thats not all...I tried to make out with her a couple more times..n again was slapped...but 5 more times...the other 3 were i guess bonus slaps!!!
Damn man...even in my imagination women find me repulsive!!!
This sucks big time!!!
Thats it...Plastic surgery AHOY!!!!
why am i still on the wrong side of virginity???
Ok so ain't exactly a mel gibson or a tom cruise...but why am i finding it so bloody difficult...
i mean.....
I am the one losing my virginity....she has nothin to lose...besides her dignity...but thats not really that big a deal...in today's world atleast!!!
Common...life can be just so damn unfair at times...
i mean.....
I am the one losing my virginity....she has nothin to lose...besides her dignity...but thats not really that big a deal...in today's world atleast!!!
Common...life can be just so damn unfair at times...
May 31, 2004
Wish List - Pearl Jam
I wish I was a neutron bomb, for once I could go off,
I wish I was a sacrifice but somehow still lived on,
I wish I was a sentimental ornament you hung on,
The Christmas tree, I wish I was the star that went on top,
I wish I was the evidence, I wish I was the ground,
For 50 million hands up raised and open toward the sky.
I wish I was a sailor with someone who waited for me,
I wish I was as fortunate, as fortunate as me,
I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good,
I wish I was the full moon shining off a Camaro's hood.
I wish I was an alien at home behind the sun,
I wish I was the souvenir you kept your house key on,
I wish I was the pedal brake that you depended on,
I wish I was the verb 'to trust' and never let you down.
I wish I was a radio song, the one that you turned up,
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish and I guess it carries on.
I wish I was a sacrifice but somehow still lived on,
I wish I was a sentimental ornament you hung on,
The Christmas tree, I wish I was the star that went on top,
I wish I was the evidence, I wish I was the ground,
For 50 million hands up raised and open toward the sky.
I wish I was a sailor with someone who waited for me,
I wish I was as fortunate, as fortunate as me,
I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good,
I wish I was the full moon shining off a Camaro's hood.
I wish I was an alien at home behind the sun,
I wish I was the souvenir you kept your house key on,
I wish I was the pedal brake that you depended on,
I wish I was the verb 'to trust' and never let you down.
I wish I was a radio song, the one that you turned up,
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish and I guess it carries on.
siddhu-isms
The great man once said....
"If my Aunt had a beard..she would be my uncle!!!"
n i thought no one could surpass my creative genius n inspire me!!!
hail the sardar!!!
"If my Aunt had a beard..she would be my uncle!!!"
n i thought no one could surpass my creative genius n inspire me!!!
hail the sardar!!!
May 30, 2004
Cheesy!!!
I saw this on the Boob Tube...
A dame tells another dame...
" Do you want see what i hang on my rack"
by rack she meant the place where she hangs her clothes....but to me it sounded really corny....
my life saddens me:(
A dame tells another dame...
" Do you want see what i hang on my rack"
by rack she meant the place where she hangs her clothes....but to me it sounded really corny....
my life saddens me:(
May 24, 2004
silver-quick
coming back to the topic of the unknown dude/dudette who goes by the name 'silver' ....i guess i shall put the case to rest by just agreeing with the very famous saying....
" EVERY BLOG HAS A SILVER WRITING!!! "
" EVERY BLOG HAS A SILVER WRITING!!! "
and then there was.....
i lost my virginity the other day......i shall tell you each n every detail......
so basically the story goes like....
...i was playing squash(oh yeah...inspite of all your notions that i am jobless...n your doubting my virility...) n i was wining...hey i play pretty decently...in the sense i dont wear revealing clothes....anyway...thats besides the point....so goin back to the story
so i was leading 5-0...n my opponent was tryin his best....
so i made this stretch...n pop....my cherry went.....oh wait..that can happen only to women rite...damn....i will die a virgin...life trly sucks big time...
oh just to get the record straight....it wasn't the sound of my pant ripping...nor was i farting....but the sound was there...or was it just my imagination.....thats a great cranberries song!!!
so basically the story goes like....
...i was playing squash(oh yeah...inspite of all your notions that i am jobless...n your doubting my virility...) n i was wining...hey i play pretty decently...in the sense i dont wear revealing clothes....anyway...thats besides the point....so goin back to the story
so i was leading 5-0...n my opponent was tryin his best....
so i made this stretch...n pop....my cherry went.....oh wait..that can happen only to women rite...damn....i will die a virgin...life trly sucks big time...
oh just to get the record straight....it wasn't the sound of my pant ripping...nor was i farting....but the sound was there...or was it just my imagination.....thats a great cranberries song!!!
who is silver???
hey there was this someone who went by teh name of silver...who left a comment...so who are you is basically what im askin!!!
plzz leave your blog addy...or some sort of identification atleast
plzz leave your blog addy...or some sort of identification atleast
May 21, 2004
when i was small i asked my mother...what will i be....
...will i drive the ambulance...will i drive ppl nuts...will i just drive into oblivion....this is what she said to me....
muffins are tasty brownies are sweet....the futures not ours to see.....coz well...face it ....you already have myopia!!!!
sorry to all those ppl who have lesser hair after reading my blog....
bald ahoy
...will i drive the ambulance...will i drive ppl nuts...will i just drive into oblivion....this is what she said to me....
muffins are tasty brownies are sweet....the futures not ours to see.....coz well...face it ....you already have myopia!!!!
sorry to all those ppl who have lesser hair after reading my blog....
bald ahoy
May 20, 2004
I was sitting the other day in a cafe witha friend(dudette) of mine n we were talkin bout the babes in bangalore....n how they were a feast for all guys....she agreed but added that the guys were not quite good enough...
this is the second time something like this has happened when a chick has told me that guys in this city just ain't good lookin enough....to my face.....is it high time that i start thinking bout that plastic surgery that i have been postponing!!!
what do i do?
what do i do?
what do i do?
thats not the chorus part of song by the way....
do u think this would make a really cool song???
this is the second time something like this has happened when a chick has told me that guys in this city just ain't good lookin enough....to my face.....is it high time that i start thinking bout that plastic surgery that i have been postponing!!!
what do i do?
what do i do?
what do i do?
thats not the chorus part of song by the way....
do u think this would make a really cool song???
May 16, 2004
May 14, 2004
In some remote village of india, one masterji is teaching the
mahabharat katha to a class. he is at the 'krishnajanma' part of
it. so let him continue instead of me
masterji : to bachcho, so kansa heard the akashwani that his
sister's 8th child is goin to kill him. he was furious. he
ordered
to put vasudev n devki behind the bars.first son is born, and
kansa kills him by poisoning second one is born n kansa thorws
him
off the mountain peak third one is born..
now Ramu who is smartest of the lot puts up his hand
masterji (sounding nervous n confused) : Ramu bete, whole india
does not have doubt in mahabharata n how come u have one?
Ramu Beta : masterji, if kansa knew that devaki's 8th child was
goin to kill him, why the hell did he put vasudev n devaki in
same
cell????????
U know guys, I must admit, I never got this doubt in my head
ever.... :)
mahabharat katha to a class. he is at the 'krishnajanma' part of
it. so let him continue instead of me
masterji : to bachcho, so kansa heard the akashwani that his
sister's 8th child is goin to kill him. he was furious. he
ordered
to put vasudev n devki behind the bars.first son is born, and
kansa kills him by poisoning second one is born n kansa thorws
him
off the mountain peak third one is born..
now Ramu who is smartest of the lot puts up his hand
masterji (sounding nervous n confused) : Ramu bete, whole india
does not have doubt in mahabharata n how come u have one?
Ramu Beta : masterji, if kansa knew that devaki's 8th child was
goin to kill him, why the hell did he put vasudev n devaki in
same
cell????????
U know guys, I must admit, I never got this doubt in my head
ever.... :)
Cool insults for immediate use.. VERY FUNNY!!!
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Cool insults for immediate use
1.Any similarity between you and a human is purely
coincidental!
2.Are you always so stupid or is today a special
occasion?
3.As an outsider, what do you think of the human
race?
4.I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should
I improve your looks?
5.At least there'e one thing good about your
body.It isn't as ugly as your face!
6.Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case
they're nothing
7.Careful now, don't let your brains go to your
head!
8.I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like
you.
9.Did your parents ever ask you to run away from
home?
10. If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents!
11. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
12. Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to
spreading ignorance?
13. Keep talking, someday you'll say something
intelligent!
14. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to
you?
15. Don't think, it may sprain your brain!
16. Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they
swing from them.
17. He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to
wind it up this morning.
18. He has a mind like a steel trap -- always
closed!
19. You are a man of the world -- and you know what
sad shape the world is in.
20. He is always lost in thought -- it's unfamiliar
territory.
21. He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's
handsome.
22. He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny,
it's a miracle!
23. He is listed in Who's Who as What's That?
24. He is living proof that man can live without a
brain!
25. He is so short, when it rains he is always the
last one to know.
26. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a
blueprint to build an idiot.
27. How come you're here? I thought the zoo is
closed at night!
28. How did you get here? Did someone leave your
cage open?
29. How much refund do you expect on your head now
that it's empty.
30. How would you like to feel the way you look?
31. Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
32. I can't talk to you right now; tell me,where
will you be in the next 10 years?
33. I don't want you to turn the other cheek; it's
just as ugly.
34. I don't know who you are, but whatever you are,
I'm sure everyone will agree with me.
35. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it
really works.
36. I could make a monkey out of you, but why
should I take all the credit?
37. I can't seem to remember your name, and please
don't help me!
38. I don't even like the people you're trying to
imitate, if you are at all.
39. I know you were born silly, but why did you
have a relapse?
38. I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you
to take the blame!
41. I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody
could be!
42. I've seen people like you, but I had to pay
admission!
43. Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think
that's very typical of you.
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Cool insults for immediate use
1.Any similarity between you and a human is purely
coincidental!
2.Are you always so stupid or is today a special
occasion?
3.As an outsider, what do you think of the human
race?
4.I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should
I improve your looks?
5.At least there'e one thing good about your
body.It isn't as ugly as your face!
6.Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case
they're nothing
7.Careful now, don't let your brains go to your
head!
8.I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like
you.
9.Did your parents ever ask you to run away from
home?
10. If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents!
11. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
12. Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to
spreading ignorance?
13. Keep talking, someday you'll say something
intelligent!
14. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to
you?
15. Don't think, it may sprain your brain!
16. Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they
swing from them.
17. He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to
wind it up this morning.
18. He has a mind like a steel trap -- always
closed!
19. You are a man of the world -- and you know what
sad shape the world is in.
20. He is always lost in thought -- it's unfamiliar
territory.
21. He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's
handsome.
22. He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny,
it's a miracle!
23. He is listed in Who's Who as What's That?
24. He is living proof that man can live without a
brain!
25. He is so short, when it rains he is always the
last one to know.
26. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a
blueprint to build an idiot.
27. How come you're here? I thought the zoo is
closed at night!
28. How did you get here? Did someone leave your
cage open?
29. How much refund do you expect on your head now
that it's empty.
30. How would you like to feel the way you look?
31. Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
32. I can't talk to you right now; tell me,where
will you be in the next 10 years?
33. I don't want you to turn the other cheek; it's
just as ugly.
34. I don't know who you are, but whatever you are,
I'm sure everyone will agree with me.
35. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it
really works.
36. I could make a monkey out of you, but why
should I take all the credit?
37. I can't seem to remember your name, and please
don't help me!
38. I don't even like the people you're trying to
imitate, if you are at all.
39. I know you were born silly, but why did you
have a relapse?
38. I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you
to take the blame!
41. I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody
could be!
42. I've seen people like you, but I had to pay
admission!
43. Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think
that's very typical of you.
(khat_mal is a doctor and vipul is his friend)
these are excerpts from their conversation on yahoo!!!
khat_mal: hey vipul i am feeling very guilty!
bheepoool: why what happened???
khat_mal: i slept with one of my patients!!!! isn't it unethical?
bheepoool: well ummm...yeah...hey wait arent you a veterinarian?????
these are excerpts from their conversation on yahoo!!!
khat_mal: hey vipul i am feeling very guilty!
bheepoool: why what happened???
khat_mal: i slept with one of my patients!!!! isn't it unethical?
bheepoool: well ummm...yeah...hey wait arent you a veterinarian?????
May 08, 2004
May 02, 2004
Rhymes ------ check it out!!!
These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most
romantic first line but least romantic second line
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss but I only slept with you,
cause I
was pissed
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But
he
roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so
is
your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are
ot
I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of
our
face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes- Damn, I'm good at telling
lies!
Every time I see your face I wish I were in outer space
I saw your face as you walked by but then I saw a better guy
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my
ife
I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up
creaming
My love you take my breath away What have you stepped in to smell this
ay
My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "go to hell"
What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime
These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most
romantic first line but least romantic second line
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss but I only slept with you,
cause I
was pissed
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But
he
roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so
is
your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are
ot
I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of
our
face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes- Damn, I'm good at telling
lies!
Every time I see your face I wish I were in outer space
I saw your face as you walked by but then I saw a better guy
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my
ife
I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up
creaming
My love you take my breath away What have you stepped in to smell this
ay
My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "go to hell"
What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime
The Guy's Side of the Story
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules
from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all
numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining
about you leaving it down.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just
say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends give you.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us
to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.
. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer
you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...
Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster
trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh!!
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules
from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all
numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining
about you leaving it down.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just
say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends give you.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us
to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.
. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer
you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...
Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster
trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh!!
Squirrels who run up woman's leg do not find nuts.
When I was born, I got a choice- A big dick or a good
memory. I am not able to remember, what did I choose.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the
condom factory.
My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she
objects.
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
There are only two four letter words that are
offensive to men - don't and stop, unless they are
used together.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best
thing on earth.
There are three stages to sex in a person's life: Tri
Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
Virginity can be cured.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a
good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer
were too small.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy
adultery? .
Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with
the enemy.
Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
A couple just married were happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the Hole and She was happy with the
Thing......
Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans
life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.
Teacher: Use "harassment" in a sentence.
Johnny: Her mouth said 'no', but her ass meant 'yes'.
Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a
bitch sleeps with everyone except you.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Of course you've heard about the Viagra computer
virus, it turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard
disk.
Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to
bed", many men still sleep with their wives !!!.
When I was born, I got a choice- A big dick or a good
memory. I am not able to remember, what did I choose.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the
condom factory.
My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she
objects.
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
There are only two four letter words that are
offensive to men - don't and stop, unless they are
used together.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best
thing on earth.
There are three stages to sex in a person's life: Tri
Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
Virginity can be cured.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a
good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer
were too small.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy
adultery? .
Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with
the enemy.
Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
A couple just married were happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the Hole and She was happy with the
Thing......
Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans
life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.
Teacher: Use "harassment" in a sentence.
Johnny: Her mouth said 'no', but her ass meant 'yes'.
Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a
bitch sleeps with everyone except you.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Of course you've heard about the Viagra computer
virus, it turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard
disk.
Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to
bed", many men still sleep with their wives !!!.
April 29, 2004
as the day gets closer......i am still wondering.....why on earth am i doing an MBA????
besides that..... what is it that i reeally want to do with my life or in my life...or something to that effect....
oh just to get some things straight....i am about to pursue a career in Mangement..or am i...anyway...i am bout to do my MBA from this college called SIMS in Pune(the city of my birth!!!)
besides that..... what is it that i reeally want to do with my life or in my life...or something to that effect....
oh just to get some things straight....i am about to pursue a career in Mangement..or am i...anyway...i am bout to do my MBA from this college called SIMS in Pune(the city of my birth!!!)
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