the end

the humour has run out of funny
the sarcasm has run out of wit
the non-sense has run out of sense
the reason has run out of ambiguity
there are no answers

....only a million billion questions with no answers in sight

its time for me to go now

no more space for anything....

"Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes...again

....limitless and free...

Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand
In a...desperate land"



goodbye....

turn the fucking light off

i write...not for a reason....cause i feel like...what i write...is not for a reason....cause i just felt like it....

there is no reason here...or reason there....there is jus no reason whatsoever...

...so turn the fucking light off....oh i just buimmed this off some Oasis live performance...kekekekek

friend....

can a girl n a guy ever be the best friends without either wanting the other more than just friends...

once u r the best offriends...can it never go beyond that...r u always stuck in that friends zone...or can it ever break out of it....

is it disastrous to ever have feelings for your best friend(don't mean to sound homophobic...but i'm talkin bout friends in terms of male-female friendship)....do u try your luck...n risk everything good bout this relationship called friendship.....

why is a male-female friendship so different from male-male frindship..or for that matter female-female friendship....

if you like a girl/guy...do u start off with trying to be his/her friend...get to know the other person n then try your luck...how far do you go before getting stuck in the friends zone forever...maybe i'm being very crass by saying that one gets stuck in the friends zone....but why does it get so hard to crank it up a notch and....

its like you're in a no win situation....
once one of the two friends gets into a relationship with someone else...what does the other person do...does he/she still remain the same to the other person or does he/she completely back out of it n then not be a supposrtive friend tha he/she had been.....you're damned for not being the friend that you are supposed to be...how much does the other person need you now that he/she has gotten into a relationship...does he/she need you sa much as they needed you before...how much supportive can you be without being intrusive....how much space do you give the other person without distancing yourself away...how much do you expect from the other person....how much are you expected to expect....how much of a friend are you supposed to be...do you still remain the best of friends...do you move on..how much....do you wait...how long...do you pretend...how much without ever being pretentious n plastic...

Will you still remain the special person for the other one...
are your priorities gonna remain the same...if not then were you a good friend to start off with....which means that you were not selfless to begin with....u were jus some prick who was just doing that to make the other person like you...you are as pathetic as one can be...you are the jerk...n all the nice things that you did was all nothing but just one big facade....

its better that one never has these kinda friends....

...currently listening to...

spies - coldplay
lost for words - floyd
riders in the storm...

...my mum..."beta plzzzz kabhi kabhi padh liya karo!!"
listening...but not quite doing the needful...

hemorrhage - fuel
holy wars - megadeth

elanor rigby

...my neighbour.." dude you're never gonna get a girlfriend...cause i always see you getting stuck in the freinds zone...*n then burst out into peals of laughter*...huh...so seriously are you gay???"
wait till i glut down all your food dude...then we'l see who laughs louder!!!

wildest dreams - moody blues
fear of the dark - iron maiden
under pressure - bowie n queen

my soul.."say what???"

take it to the limit - eagles


some old hag...from some ol movie..."what we've got here is failure to communicate..."
dude...what is she talkin bout???

hold my hand - hootie n the blowfish...

Mrs robinson moan....thats my bike u pervert......freak

warning sign.....i missed the good part n i realised...DOH!!!

i gotta see bout a girl....good will hunting...

i need an easy friend(about a girl)...kurt cobain..

i need a friend...who doesn't need me(hyacinth house) - doors

alive - pearl jam


i am mine.......
i know i was born n i know that i'll die
the inbetween is mine

how bout you - staind
parallel universe - red hot chilli peppers

my neighbour..."bellap stop eating all our food..."
kekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke

kylie...seriously why wouldnt i listen to her...

i was just waiting for you...meg ryan said that to me....well its my twisted head...n in my head she did...

killing me softly...well aktually i am the one killing everyone softly with my jokes!!!!

you're body is a wonderland...aktually i sing this to my roomie...

my neighbour.."damn you bas&*%d....take the food...but get outta my room!!!"
i still dunno know what he's complaining out...

see you soon - coldplay
59th street bridge - sng


robert di niro - are you talking to me???
hero of the day - metallica

my blog friends..."dude you're pathetic!!"...yes all of em...

my muscles.."i'm sorry..but do i know you???"

any sorta food...."come to yavarappa!!!"

friend2..."jus because i can't understand your stupid corny non veg jokes...does not mean u will make me the butt of your jokes on your blog..."

kekekekekeke.....eeeuuwiiilllgieubleeedddaaaa

my inner voice..."hmmm....food"

the new n improved Happy Birthday song

Oh why were you born so beautiful
Oh why were you born at all

You're no fucking good to anyone
You're no fucking goog at all

War and famine
War and famine

People Die
People Die

...and its your Birthday...

So, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!


Credits - Upasana Advani.....thanks for rewriting history!!...or something to that effect!!!

In conversation with friends part 2

three friends...namely:
goofdude(yours falsely....kekekekeke)
friend 1
friend 2

The scene:
The three friends are sittin in a coffee shop getting bored...

The Story:
...yeah so as i was saying...
the three friends were getting bored...so goofdude...as always...decides to put the other two out of their misery n tell em a joke....

Goofdude: oh hey i gotta a joke...dunno if you've heard it 'fore...
Friend 1: oh is it that one with that thingy in....
Goofdude: ye ye...whateva..listen to me atleast once...
Friend 1: ok tell na then...
(till now Friend 2 is just wondering what is it that we are talkin bout...)
GD : ok so the joke would be(*rolling eyes*) - there was this man who was talkin to some chick n he told her.."before i was born god asked me if i wanted a good memory or a big dick...n i can't really remember what i picked!!!"
(before anyone could react or laugh or whateva...)
Friend 2: Hmmmm..that is really bad memory!!!!

(there is exactly 6.7 seconds of silence....n then goofdude n friend 1 look at each other.... n then togather look at friend 2...n then again look at each other....n then decide its time to burst out into peals of laughter....)

*7 minutes and 28 seconds later*

(goofdude n friend 1 still rolling on the floor literally n still laughing)

while....

(friend 2 is still wondering what he said...)

Friend 2: ok so what is soo funny...he has a bad memory...i dont see what's soo funny bout the joke

(goofdude n friend 1 cant take it any more....)

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goofdude n friend 1 finally did explain the joke to friend 2.....light bulb lit.... n there was happiness all around...

goofdude n friend 1 still think friend 2 didnt get the joke...though friend 2 maintains that he did...he is the same guy who was mentioned in one of my earlier posts...who didnt know where babies came from....

that cracks me up still...

yeh i know i need a life...

hey this has the opposite sex mentioned just once....what say Ms. R

backpacking my way to australia

i started my blog only cause my friend khat-mal.blogspot.com told me to do so....cause he preobably thought i would write some interesting stuff...well that didnt happen anyway...and somewhere along the way this space became the means for me to vent out my anger against myself and not physically hurt me....yeah i'm quite the brave dude ain't I...but off late ....i dunno....just cant write specifics....well i've refrained myself from tht till now...or atleast i tried...n now it becomes increasingly difficult...n blogging fails to turn me on....to say so...

i need a break from me....maybe i should go to australia n hook up with a couple o babes(well its my dream so i get to choose!!!)...aktually thats what one of my friends did when he was having his quarter life crisis...n spent 4 months in australia.... i really dunno if i am hiving my quarter life crisis...i really don't care...to me its just a term...that...yeah basically i dunno what to do with it...

this post sucks...pretty much like every other post of mine.... man i still cant get those two chicks outta my mind...so what if they are make believe....isn't everything else about me...me myself n ...damn i cant even finish phrases with words that just fit....

i'm all messed up without aktually knowing what it is that makes me do all the wierd things i do...paranoia has engulfed me...n made a cog outta the already shrinking life that i have!!!!

what is it that i'm harping at...i'm not too sure..when have i ever been...aaaarrrghhhhhh

crap crap crap crap...oh crap

in response to the responses to my previous post...

i realy dunno who my friend was refering to when she talked bout the good apples n the rotten apples...

i really don't care....i know i know she just sent it to me cause thats what friends do...look out for ya...thats all there was to that message!!!

so anyone who thinks i'm an apple....well i'm not...not much of an apple fan...more found of pears...though i like the ipod!!

this is where i pop out of this n let this post be a reminder to my readers(ok just one...not plural) that even i have some good days once in a while i have my bad days too....ok every day gets worse....everyday is a winding road

a message

BOYS are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The girls don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they just get the rotten apples that are on the gr ound, that aren't as good, but easy to get.So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing. That is why we just have to be a little patient find the right girl. The one who takes a chance to find the good, right apple, will come someday...


my friend sent me this.... i think she sent me this in an attempt to cheer me up...

i wanna be your friend

...so you wanna go out for coffee sometime....there's this movie that i've been wanting to see for quite a while, wanna come....i like you quite a lot...n thats when i've got my restraining order...

man, is asking out women tough or what...though i'm not exactly the right person to be saying that cause the first time was when i was absolutely dead sure bout how the other person felt bout me n well she told me to ask her out n be the man in the relationship...n then there was this scond time when i didn't even realise that i felt the way i felt bout her till she told me that she knew i liked her but she couldn't get into a relationship with me cause i was not boy friend material...or was it cause i was way too ugly...or i think she told me that she never saw a future with me...or was it that she just never saw me in that sense...basically i was turned down even before i asked her out...
moral of the story - I'm very smooth when it comes to women...quite the stud i am!!!

oh wait just cause the moral has been stated does't mean that i cant ramble on for a lil longer...ok a lot more...

i dunno why but i just can't be forthright when it comes to women...it only happens with women i have the hots for...i mean when it comes to asking a girl bout the hickey, subtlety is a pipe dream....i'm the man.... i will embarass her in front of every tom dick n harry..... yes my abnormally large foot in my even bigger mouth is my first middle n last name!!!!

people tell me that i'm funny n witty(ok just one - my neighbour aloo...or was he stoned when he said that...more bout my neighbours in the next post...) but when the girl i like is there in the vicinity i get all concious n completely lose it n come out with my worst ever versions of what i would usually refer to as "the artist formerly known as jokes"...

have been in a relationship before n i got more bored of me than my babe...i dunno if i was just comfortable in the relationship or just too scared to pull her leg or make fun of her n not tick her off...maybe that was the undoing...it stopped being fun...anyway thats an entirely diff story....

i've had plently of crushes...n all of em have ended in the same way....either i've messed it up because of my obnoxious sense of humour or...ok thats the only reason...

why god why??

oh ofcourse there's the ever popular reason that they just wanna be friends with you.
maybe i'm the kind of guy who is good at cracking jokes(even though i'm the only one who thinks of them as jokes...but lets not get started on that one..) and just easing the tension in the air(whenever there is...) but i'm not the guy whom one can depend on emotionally or who is not really mature enough to handle the more serious issues in life or maybe i'm just not the guy one would like to wake up next to in the morning(not that i look any better in the morning sans my make up...for the record i do not put on any make up...though there was this one time in choir camp way back in 4th grade when i did n well not such a great story...)...or the guy you wanna call up first when you land a great job or the guy you just can't wait to call just to hear his voice(i have a nice voice BTW...so i've been told by one person...guess the creator decided it could either be the voice or the face...)...or the guy you just wanna hold cause you just wanna hold him....

which brings us to the most important question...what do i do....

every time i've asked a girl out or tried to(that is all of two times)...it has ended up with the girl just wanting to be friends with me or not wanting to even see my face...

so maybe i should just start of with the line "i wanna be your friend" n as cheesy as that line happens to be i think it will work...cause every other guy uses it n ends up getting the girl...n that every other guy does not happen to be me...n guess who is the one without the babe....

aaaarrrrgggggghhhhhh

its rather late in the night...n i have a class in another 3 and a half hours...guess i shall not be attending that....so now that that's established guess i shall sleep likea log...cause i've been working like a dawg....its been a hard day's night....

adieu amigos

The Wonder Years

...n young boys, full of confusion, full of fear, full of love and full of courage grow up stealthily...in their sleep.
Kevin Arnold - The Wonder Years

was just watching wonder years...the old series with kevin arnold n winnie cooper n paul pfifer...
brings back so many memories...remember being about the same age when they were being aired...n how i really waited with anticipation to see kevin make out with winnie...i think that just bout it...guess the humour was the second reason...distant second...but yeah it was something....the series!

excerpts from a mail my friend sent me...givin me advice bout relationships n chicks n the works

i've just taken the parts which didn't contain explicit content to protect my already tarnished image!!!

there may be parts where u don't find a continuity between the paragraphs..well thats cause i've deleted some of the stuff... so kindly bear with it...


anyway here it goes...

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... girls are weird man... if u ask them what kind of guy they wud want to settle down with.. 99.99% (dont ask!) would say "a guy who makes me laugh!" n then u ask them.. dont you want a goodlooking guy?? n they give u this indignant look and say.. "ha! looks dont matter to me!" you know if that was the case, statistically speaking, i should be getting laid every 30 secs!!!! DO U SEE THAT HAPPENING?!?!?! I DONT!!! girls just love to give this impression that they're deeper than just face
value... watta load of CRAP! i admit some of them are like that.. but they are the most sought after chicks because they really are beautiful in and out. i bet uve noticed hot babes goin around with loserish guys n u think... HOW ON EARTH?!?! now these chicks really dont give shit abt looks, its the person that counts.. but surprisingly these are the same chicks, when we look at them we think to ourselves... no chance she'll even wanna associate with me! BIG MISTAKE!

indians are inherently conservative and enforce all kinds of stupid restrictions on girls.... anyway when girls dont have too much freedom and when they get a whiff of that independence they're unsure of how to handle it so they go all out, (the same goes for guys too btw! no gender discrimination! but guys openly admit they just want looks!

ppl have this major misconception that if u r funny and act goofy (u dont act i know) then ur immature & childish.. whereas the real reason u do it is to make the other person feel comfortable.....only the bright ones see thru all that! so when u meet that person (guy or girl in ur case)... u'll be laughing at urself for having a crush on the chick. i've laughed a lot..believe me... but come to think of it.. mostly it was at u!! hehehe OGAY DONGRY PLS CONTROL THE WAATERWARAKS!

now that i've successfully put u to sleep i can make u turn around n bend over! MWHAHAHAWHWHAHWHAWHHAHW

dont worry man... ur a dog...... what i meant was every dog has his day! thangu! thats what i call a masterful backhanded compliment..

i lauu u

chal baira!

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oh BTW this is the same guy bout whom i have written bout in a couple o posts earlier - "Joey"

what you saw above was a heart to heart talk between two losers who just want to get laid...

this is the message we send out to all the losers in the world...ok only the handful who actually read my blog....the cosmic blog world...so basically nobody...

...anyway the message being...
was there a message...does it really matter...

all that really matters is that i'm still very much part of the engg n the desperate clan!!!

hail ugliness!!

in conversation with friends

goofdude: man the birds n the bees

friend1: yeah i know

friend2: hmmmm

G : what bout em...

F1 : i didn't know bout it till i was in 10th grade

G : what rubbish...i had a vague idea as to what it was by the time i was in 7th...

F1: i didn't even know where babies came from till i was in 11th. *chuckles to himself* ...till then i used to think that babies come from the stomach...

F2: yeah they do come from there...don't they...

*goofdude n Friend1 look at friend2 in shock for all of 5 seconds...n then we decided to burst out into peals of laughter....which went on for the next couple of days...actually the joke's still on him!!!*

oh we did tell friend2 where babies did come out from ...under normal circumstances ...

we've also been made to keep our traps shut ever since bout this particular incident...

i've only told one other person till now....oh wait one more after that first one...thats all!!!!

(the names have been withheld for the issues pertaining to .....i dunno..you know what i'm harping at!!!!)

bastard, this is not the last of me

had a fight with with my friends...n by fight i mean...i chickened out n shut the door...

at the moment my room does not have a bed for me...so sleeping in my friends room...who also happens to be my neighbour...
so anyway what really happened is that i was sleeping n a couple of ruffians...who are actualy friends..but to add to the dramatic value of this post i shall call em ruffians...came to the room...n woke me up...n put water on me n the next thing i know i had shaving foam all over my face n watever lil hair i have...

so the stud that i am, i did wait for them to leave the room..n then sent him an sms abusing him n tellin him that this wansn't the last he had seen of me...
BIG MISHTAKE
so both of them came back....but this time we were clever...cause we didnt open the door....even though they went on knockin on our door for over half an hour....lots of words were exchanged..then they had had enough....so they decided to burn paper n slid it under the door...that went on for quite sometime...then they ran outta paper..so they asked us to give em paper...when we didn't...the decided to throw wet newspaper from their balcony onto our balcony....very funny na...it is when you are a lil buzzed!!!!

i think they got tired after that..so we crashed..

Nah not a funny story...thats it

Joey

i know this guy...whom i shall not name...ogay i might as well name him joey for reference

joey after the friends character played my matt le blanc...cause in a lot of ways he reminds me of joey...my friend that is!!!

I've known him for over 10 years now...though we've never been in the same plce for too long...but somehow managed to stay in touch...ahem if you know what i mean....I'm very much straight...but its just that whenever i talk to him all the lust just takes over...

Now now before any of you jump to any of those perverse conclusions let me make it completely that both of us are two completely heterosexual guys in desperate need to get laid atleast once before we die...(thats with genuine women)..but whenever we talk, sanity is like when madonna sang "like a virgin" ...touched for the very first time...in other words a big farce!!!

...n in those moments of dementia he has proposed his undying love for me by asking me to bend over innumerable times...

our chats bout dames were some sort of a pinching contest..cause there was so much in common(the pinching contest is because of the same pinch funda....) in terms fo the ways n the dialogues women have used on us to TURN US DOWN...

we also share the same opinion bout women...UNATTAINABLE

i met joey recently n we both were updating each other on our action packed lives(read zero action) and it actually spooked both of us...we both wondered if we had pursued the same women....or if they were related or knew each other or u know...the works...

though he once was going around with some chick...n they broke up n got back only 7 times..i dunno, i think he was going for some james bond number or something...kids i tell u...well even i got back a with the same babe...just a couple of times...or was it more...well it was definitely less than 7 times...oh man...phew...nice save...

though over the years we've learnt our lesson...that we won't get laid as much as we'd like...ok in my case thats probably never...

he's started seeing someone lately n betrayed everything that i stood for....not too sure...but since i'm very much single n the chances of that changing seem overly bleak....so anyone who's not single...is not conforming to the rules my exclusive posse comitatus of the engg n the restless!!!!

you know there might be a day when i find something very deep n meaningful n profound to write bout...but till that comes about i shall just stick to trashing my friends...

I LAAUUUU U GUYS....u mean everything to me....

The engg n restless

disaster strikes again

one of my friends called me today...n she told me that this guy whom we shall refer to as 'CUTIE' has started going around with some dame from his work place...

oh man did i almost break down or what...

well not really out of jealousy or...u know i'm not really a sadist...but it felt like he betrayed the male sorority that i had almost formed in my insti....well it wasn't like we formed it....it was more like the mantle was thrust upon us in some sorts...

lemme explain how this all happened...

so as i have been elucidating the masses bout my singleton status over my blog...

well my friends in my insti have instilled this belief in me that i have absolutely no scope with the opposite sex at least not with the current bevy of babes at my insti...so i would have to try my luck in lust with the juniors bout to join... n i was the most popular(read desperate) in this particular group of single(read despairing) young lads who weren't making much progress with the women...so would have to wait n watch out for the juniors!!!!

so how does cutie come into the picture...

well me n him were the only two guys in this particular group....in the sense our friends told us that we probably would not have any luck with the junior chicks...

now why would they say such nasty things...
well in my case the hideously monsterous looks have always been my undoing....
but in cuties's case...well he is rather good looking...so is the verdict from the women..but he is too decent n nice a bloke to you know....i dunno...i guess we all could never picture him getting romantic with any chick....let me leave that at that!

so what is my answer to cutie's betrayal...

well i have decided to form this club called the
"the engg n the restless"

i proclaim myself as the founding n very permanent member!!!

our war cry will be - "EEWWWIIILLLLGGIIEEUUBBLLOOOODDAA"
incase u guys wonder what that means.... its just a very hip mallu way of saying 'you'll give bloodaa'
the aaa at the end of blood is for the Dolby effect!!!

opposition will be called - 'titers' which is the opposite of looser

now i got some responses like opposite of loser would mean intelligent...plzzzz do not think so much

i feel the need to make some rules....but feeling too lazy at this point of time...so let me procastinate that for some other time
I'm open to suggestions though!!

our motto is to spread the message not the virus!!!

i would like to get a feedback though!!!

membership is open to anyone n everyone n as an introductory offer, all applying for membership will get a free offer to lech after any chick they really like n not get slapped....promise

eewwwiiillggiieeuubblloooodddaaa!

Soul Mate

soul mate....do i believe in it...

why do i ask this question...well to be really frank... i was just watching 'sex and the city'...i really just watch it for the articles...but it is pretty funny....that is whenever the folks are not around so i can watch it!!!
anyways in this particular episode the caracter of sarah jessica turns 35..n she's still single..as in not married....n she poses this question to her friends...

...which kinda got me thinking as to what my opinion on this was...now now...i'm not really the kinda guy who opines bout anything that requires some clear n insightful thinking...but i thought i should travel the unbeaten path once in a while(new year resolution....batter late than...u know the rest..even if its ust a word more).

well frankly speaking i'm not really sure bout it...cause everytime i've fallen in love(not that that happened a lot..) i've always felt that the other one was perfect for me...not that the other one even gave a damn bout me..but i still felt that way...guess i was not drunk enough...

i've felt that my senses are heightened when i'm drunk...not that i remember much of that....

well if i were to closely look at the two words....
soul is something i've not been aware of(...though my friends have tried to convince me bout ghosts n spirit) n well mate is something one dog does to another...end to end...or some animal...not that i'd know much bout that either having never been with animals! AHEM


i guess somewhere deep down i do believe in soul mates...n i don't think i'll ever find mine...
i feel a lot like that character in the serial..i mean there's so much in common...as in she's single n so am I...
yeah but thats where it all ends...
her character is rather hot...gets a lot of action...is successful...rich....the works...

i wonder what i'll be like when i'm 35...single-yes, desperate-yes, money-zilch, hottie-(a term still not associated with me in every which way)...oh n i guess my parents would have pretty much given up on looking out for a suitable girl for me after i scared the last 7 away...i would still be writing this blog...which no one reads still but its my only outlet to all my feelings...well no body else would even bother...

..so all in all...there won't be much change from what is the present scenario...

bugger!!!!

JENNIFER

...for quite some time I've been rummaging for inspiration to blog...n a little earlier I ate it…yes...went to pizza hut n ate some Pizza (duh) n some pasta (of very questionable origin!!!).
Went with my cousin...who picked up the tab...n on that note...

I have this friend whom I shall call Jennifer (...which also happens to be her real name but nobody knows her by that name cause she for some vague reason does not like it...even though I’m spreading the word...but that’s another story....)....so anyway...
This story’s bout how she classifies men into three extremely broad categories, namely

1. Creeps - the bottom dwellers - I happen to grace this category with my presence!!!!

2. Sweet guy - I almost made it into this category...but according to the rules...I had to listen n not bitch n not crack any of my cool jokes (read pathetic jokes).

3. Sweetheart - This is a distant non-dream...non dream because I don't really aspire to endure the pressures of this premium bracket!!


So what really separates the men from the goons?

Hmmmmm….

It’s rather simple….

Let’s start from the bottom rung… now this particular category also has three tiers…
First come the ‘Simple Creeps’ who aren’t very good at listening, crib bout a lot of things, pass some sarcastic comments, with a few, I repeat, very few jokes in between….in other words…pretty much like me… Now these guys have the chance of creeping up the ladder…though it is rather tough…but not impossible!!!
Now the next tier would be the ‘I wanna stab them with my nail file or anything I can get my hands on’. By stab she really means only some serious injury n nothing more…
These guys have pissed her off quite a lot n now face her wrath…it’s usually difficult to ascend from this level…that’s something that one learns from documented history!!!
The third tier is ‘I shall castrate him’. Which simply put would mean that she wants to rid you of your…u know…
...it’s not really a penis embargo….but more of eradication methodology!!!!

Ok so now that the kill bill part is over…lets see how one qualifies for the top two broad categories….
Now to elucidate the ‘sweet guy’ and the ‘sweetheart’ category is rather simple….u take the ‘simple creeps’ category n negate all the bad qualities…n u have the answer…
For instance the sweet guy would be a good listener, knows when to talk or be witty or just silently sit when she’s whining her heart out…n your patience out too!!!!
Now what separates the sweetheart from the sweet-guy is that the sweetheart picks up her tab in a restaurant or café or just buys her smokes…or at least does not pinch her smokes…n the works
As I said I fall into the simple-creeps category…I really dunno why though…
Who cares…I had pizza today…but I’m still single….dammit life sucks

I still very much have the HOTS for meg ryan...there's absolutely no turning back...it was just the character i was talkin bout....

i should never get married

i was watchin "when harry met sally" earlier today..n there was this part where the character of billy crystal is getting very irritated with every lil thing that meg ryan's character is doing....the way she posts her letters...blah blah blah...
n i saw myself right there...
i get bored so easily.....i have very lil patience...i'm mr moody blues...yeah in short i'm the pits!!!!
how will i ever survive in a relationship...that is if by some stroke of magical luck i manage to con some dame...
i'd turn into my worst version...n she would have to bare the consequences...n then she'd break up with me...n then go n bitch about me (rightfully so) to all her friends...n you know how women spread the word bout the ppl they don't like...n then i would be world famous...n all women would abhor the very thought of being with me
...very smart move dumbass

There's so much to write...but i dunno what to write...
...as in the feeling is to write a lot...but there's absolutely nothing that comes to my mind.....something substancial..one might say...or anything at all...i might say!!!
was talking to a friend last night...
talkin bout career n all...you know all that glorified stuff...which i fantasize bout....n thats where it all ends...
anyway..this dude...had almost everything figured out...as to what is it that he wanted to do...why he wanted to ....n how he would actually do.....geez.....it gave me the creeps....n when i say that it gave me the creeps...i don't really mean it as a disease like herpes...good lord no....but it just creeped me out...
i have completed my first yr in a b school...n i still have absolutely no clue as to what it is that i'm really trying to do with my life...
though off late...i haven't been feeling like much of a loser because...come to think of it...none of the ppl...who actualy made me think of MBA as an option did really know what they were really interested in...as in MBA wise...but they all are pretty...no wait...very successful in what they are doin at the moment!!!

but i still can't find any women...damn man...this sucks...i feel like such a loser!!!

listening to turn turn turn...the byrds...is there a msg for me there....

In continuance with the previous post....i amost asked the dame what was so wrong with me that she didn't like..... but just in time i realised that that it oculd take a while if she started to list out all of them... then i had to save my ego too....you know thats all i have....me n my ego....

Oh hey i almost frgot...i got my bike now.....its a black pulsar...oops sorry african american pulsar(is this too stale???)....i call her MRS. ROBINSON!!!!

Always the bridesmaid...never the bride....


....20 yearsdown the line...if blogger still exists...n if you happen to come across my blog n read it....there's not much thats gonna change.... I'll still be very much single...bitching bout everyone who is in a relationship and happy...
I dunno why...but everytime i fall for someone(there haven't been too many occasions...but whenever it has...) something or the other has to go wrong....either she is involved with someone else...or if she's on the verge of breaking up, she's not really lookin to be in a relationship(atleast not with me!!!)...n when she is finally ready to get into a relationship...it obviously not me...cause she has never seen me "in that way" ....gawd only knows what they mean when they say that...
...probably its a polite way of turning you down and saying "I think you're nice n all but i really think you are nothing but crap...n when i want to introduce my boy friend to my friends...i don't want them to say...'are you blind or were you drunk??'"
People keep telling me that i'll get a very sweet dame n i deserve the best n blah blah....the hidden message being....you're never gonna get laid!!!
Its just another one of those days again...when absolutely nothing makes sense

There goes my baby
With someone new
She sure looks happy
I sure am blue

Well she never was my baby....n i guess she never will be...

People say i'm wierd....but i'm pretty much like all other wierd people....n even though i have no statistical dataor for that matter ...any sort of data...) to supposrt this, but a majority of the people are like me...which would mean that we are in majority...that is the twisted are the majority...so we would be normal...which in turn would man that those who proclaim to be normal are actually the ones who are really wierd....but they are just just pretending to be cool n non wierd n look down upon us....some people i tell u....

22.... single.... frustrated... desperate....challenged vocabulary(read - pathetic vocabulary).... repugnant as hell.... need i even say how many times i've been laid till date!!!
just been one of those days...when u just feel like taking out your frustration...n nobody actually listens to you....so u cant really take it out on any human....the dogs just barked n snarled...so the stud that i am...write bout it on my beloved blog!!!! bwahahahahahahah

wait actually had a pretty nice lunch at college....special lunch...but i'm already feeling hungry...so...

I'm really not all that bad....besides the hideously scary looks and the obnoxious personality...there is absolutely nothing wrong with me....why then why....am i still single...guess i'm back in the desperate phase of my life which comes ever so often...n then leaves me...wait wait...ok it never leaves me...but then again thats the beauty of life...the little surprises....or in my cases..forgone conclusions....the endless list of rejections keeps growing by the hour...oh yeah...i have totally improved my efficiencey...n now i'm striking out at a dizzying rate...n there's absolutely no stopping the 'Rocket'....not the greatest nick names i have come up with have i....guess not too many ppl read my blog in any case...so screw all those who don't....so basically i'm abusing the entire world....quite a number!!!

BAH

....WTF....my exams just got over a couple o weeks back....this is thepetic(read pathetic) ....will try to finish my post on my beloved family after these tests get over....groan...

My Family Part 1

As i was going through my blog...(or as i wasn't) i figured that i've never mentioned anything bout my family...all i do write bout is my rocking sex life(atleast on my blog i can call it rocking!!!)
anyways....my family....
My dad's a doc....my mum's a teacher..n my sis is an architect...n thatt would make me an underacheiver....or just in lay man terms....completely useless....
my claim to fame ...my height....ok i'm out...

back to my family....
We are like any other average normal dysfunctional family!
oh BTW i completely forgot to mention the most important family member....THE TELEVISION!!!
He/She(gender bias kiss my a**) is the only member of the family that everyone listens to without ever complaining....gets the maximum attention...never gets hurt...or booted(in every sense of the word!)...or never gets cursed no matter what crap it says!!!

Now some of the ground rules in my family....
We aren't the most commuicative bunch of people....though in the house it is expressed as " If what you are going to say isn't funy...then why even bother??"

now inspite of having an inhouse doctor....besides me...nobody liistens to my dad when they get sick or some shit like that happens....everyone is an almost practising doctor....thankfully they only practise on themselves...but they practise nevertheless!!!!

Now one of the biggest hasles of having a doctor in the family is that the food is always health oriented n taste, fat n everything sinfully good is a taboo....hark

well all that food talk has made me hungry...so i'm just gonna take a break from my family n hit the food selling places....will continue this again...

Valentines Day here i come

Valentines Day is coming closer...I'm sure all you guys must be having grand plans....as for me...the STUD that i am ....all day i'm gonna be doing nothing but SULK.... ofcourse once in a while i shall be contemplating(i hope i spelt that right! and used it in the right context...which is besides the point...anyways) turning GAY.....wait wait...incase by mistake any women do read my blog(Common its my blog i can write whatever i want to...)...since a lot of women read my blog... i have to tell you ladies that my looks have substancially improved since the plastic surgery i had undergone a couple of weeks ago... and the women around me have stopped throwing up...so yeyiiii...

Plz do leave your phone no, e mails address, postal address or any means through which i can get in touch with you and be around you ...(no stalking...promise!!!)

" I am half human, half alien....n one third mutant!!"

war is over......

First post in the new year... aint exactly been all that great to write bout.. yet again..

do People actually still make resolutions....or do they stick to the usual have as much sex as possible...which in my case would be as much as offered...which again in my case would be null...zero...eempty....which would mean that i'm stuck with leching at women n making them totally uncomfortable n totally gross em out by making slurpy sounds while i'm near em....

Most people who know me... do think (rightly so if i may add) that i'm a very decent guy....n i'm not obscene...or lewd or any of those words who's meaning i still dont know....but my blog is like my very own not so private space...but a place where i can just let go of all my inhibitions n be as uncouth n not worry bout any of this goin to my folks... who have already given up on me....but yeah let the myth remain!!